Artist description Some day, I'd like to have a giant monkey. I would put a saddle on the monkey, and I would ride it around the streets. And I would name him Garthor. And if anyone tried to stop me, I would say "Make way for the monkey rider!"

Music Style Imagine a Monkey with a flaming weasel on acid banging against a drum with an indian playing a strange song in the backround with his arm on fire while a guy named Jeter Med Gester repeatedly hits his head against a keyboard. We don't sound like that, but that's what we're trying to accomplish.

Musical Influences Frank Zappa, Al Yankovic, my toilet, Sven Mohackla, Casper Slieker, Dina Lincoln, that lady that made the scream sample in all of those cheap halloween toys, Garthor Malmutas, and Warble McStomp

Similar Artists Ask me again when the world is ran by musical flying hippos on steroids.

Artist History One day, Dallas Slieker sold two guys (Jester Med Gester, and Garthor Malmutas) a box of rabid weasels, and they became best friends, and started a band, "The Really Cool, Neato Keen Kazoo Players!" and they had 3 hit songs, all done on the best instrument ever made, those 3 songs were "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?" and "Bah Bah Black Sheep", after that we quit due to harsh circumstances, and later joined up with a guy named Warble McStomp and made some songs.... or something...

Group Members Dallas Slieker, and Ian Moore

Instruments Buzz 1.1, and a big ball of nerves in my head

Press Reviews "Kill me please" -- Kill Me Please Magazine August 1999 Issue "You Suck!" -- You Suck! Magazine August 1999 Issue "I just ate a fork!" -- I Just Ate A Fork! Magazine August 1999 Issue

Additional Info You can ALWAYS reach Jester Med Gester, Garthor Malmutas, And Dallas Slieker at ICQ: 8897177 And you can sometimes reach Warble McStomp, and Ian Moore at ICQ: 22517524

Location Greensburg, Kansas - USA

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