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Artist description
The five wheels on the great chariot of the underworld, grinding the skulls of the ancestors with their metal rims and tearing putrified flesh with their axe like scythes. In Reading. |
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Music Style
Post Regressive Metal Shock Therapy |
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Musical Influences
Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Jurassic 5, Kool Keith, Spinal Tap, Britney Spears, Candlemass |
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Similar Artists
A collision between Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and a tanker of talent remover. |
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Artist History
Forged in hell by an ambitious but naive minion of Satan in the hope it would encourage the Dark Lord to notice him and kick start his ascent to demonhood. It didn't work, but every day, if you are lucky, you can get a burger made of a slice of his brain from Satanburger outlets in all good towns in Bulgaria. Unaware of this The Unholy set out to spread their message of mayhem and destruction to an unsuspecting world. Their half arsed efforts producing some of the most limited and repressed Rock music to be heard in years. Completely devoid of talent, passion and effort it's a wonder that they've managed to do anything at all. Still they do get to steal Barry Bosch's parents beers when they practice so they have that limited motivation at least. Wrought from Wrokk - the rise of Jack steel
It started many moons ago, in a land before time. Ogun the mighty lord of Blacksmiths and all things anvil related was bored.
"I'm sick and tired of making swords and bloody horseshoes all day" he said to himself. "And how f*cking bored am I of listening to the clanking of that incessant hammer! Today I shall forge myself a son"
So he set about finding the necessary prerequisites. 1/2 tonne of Iron ore, 42 teaspoons of Uranium 235 a generous sprinkling of Quarks, and the trickiest to find; one imperial Angstrom of magnetic flux.
After the necessary ingredients were assembled the heavier metals were smelted down in a large vat. The Uranium was allowed to decay for at least half its life (this was achieved by leaving it all day in the ten suns' light). After all the flux had turned to alcohol, it was injected into the cooling steel and the whole damn thing encased in a grotesque mould.
When the mixture had set Ogun began the difficult job of chiselling the face. Unfortunately being just a simple blacksmith, the visage consisted mostly of harsh edges and deep crevices where the chisel had slipped.
Jack Steel was born |
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Group Members
Pete Bog- Throat, Sir "Goat Lord" Hardriff IV (R.I.P.) A.K.A. Nils Lagerback - 7 Pronged Axe, Jack Steele - Rusty Guitar, Adam Bomb - Cow Bells, Barry Bosch - String Envious Guitar. |
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Instruments
Throat, 7 pronged axe, rusty guitar, string envious guitar, cow bells |
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Albums
The Unholy & the Lost Tape, The Goat Lord Cometh |
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Press Reviews
"Ha.. the Unholy sucked The idiot sober british didnt know good music if it smacked them in the face and pimped them on a NY city street... Only reason they were so worshipped is because that was the only band out there... Practicly...Frikkin' Unholy!" - A fan |
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Location
Reading, England - United Kingdom |
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