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Artist description
Wistful art rockers with the attention spans of gnats who moonlight in a David Lee Roth cover band. |
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Music Style
Experimental no-wave post art rock |
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Musical Influences
Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis A, B, and C, David Lee Roth |
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Similar Artists
Casiophonic Marching Band, Ween, Butthole Surfers, Chicks on Speed, Mr. Bungle, Flipper, Bad Ronald (the noise rock band from Buffalo, not the crappy rap band), Motley Crue |
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Artist History
Many moons ago, 17 friends partied day in and day out with their David Lee Roth cover band, Skyscraper. Tragically, one night, 16 of Skyscraper's members were killed in a curling accident. The surviving member swore to never play music again, but he proved to be a liar as the next day, he formed another band. In addition to DLR staples, such as "Just A Gigolo" and "Just Like Paradise," the band began working on original material. Upon hearing the demos, one friend reportedly commented that the band was going to be as big as sifylis. Thus The Next Syphalus was christiened. Then after their first official performance, the band members got laid. Having accomplished their goal, they retired. Now all public appearances are handled by monkeys, cheerleaders, and midgets. P.S. The band believes there's no one correct spelling of the word psyfilis. Fans are encouraged to come up with their own variations. *LATE-BREAKING NEWS!* The Next Syphillis is undergoing a lineup change and will be heading in a slightly different musical direction. The new incarnation will focus mostly on live performances, with very little recording. And even if we do record, we probably won't post them up here cause we don't exactly trust MP3.com. But we'll keep these songs up for your listening pleasure. Whatever. *UPDATE AGAIN* Check out our "official" site for some new mp3s. |
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Group Members
that's classified information |
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Instruments
Our music is 98.73% instrument free. We eat meat, though. |
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Albums
Journey's Greatest Hits, The Best of Kenny Loggins |
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Press Reviews
"They've got such big penises" -- Your mama. "It's just like crack, but without the tangy flavor." -- Your sister. "Be more like Motley Crue." -- Nikki Sixx |
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Additional Info
There's a 1-UP behind the fourth latern in the third cave. Oh, and if you wanna sign up for our ultra-cool mailing list, send an email to thenextsyphillis@hotmail.com |
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Location
Buffalo, NY - USA |
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