Artist description Instructions for being cool. It takes a wise and sophisticated person, like me, to achieve coolness. You have to know what styles are IN or OUT. You can't walk around wearing Levi's brand, jeans anymore. You Dig? From here on, the only acceptable pants must be manufactured by SPEEDO. Which brings us to BANDS THAT COUNT. Don't be sucked into this UNDERGROUND, Punkrock stuff like Britney Spears or Blink 182. It's time to get with the times. If you want to be accepted in the social circle, let me suggest POISON. Now THAT'S music!!! Punk is only cool to people who like spending hours pretending they don't care what you think. While the only thing they care about IS what you think! Why in the hell else would they put all that effort into dressing like a clown! So, from now on, listen exclusively to Christian Rock. It only takes a few seconds to throw on a wig and preech the gospel to a rockin' synthesized drum beat! Now that's STYLE! Lastly...the lingo you use, plays a big role in how COOL you are! Words like "lastly" and "lingo" and "cool", should never be used if you wanna be hip. And you should never use "wanna" or "hip" in a sentence. You shouldn't use "sentence" in a sentence...better yet...don't say anything you will sound stupid. Maybe it's just impossible to be cool by my standards.

Music Style This band wears Levi's brand jeans.

Musical Influences The Smurfs

Similar Artists Presidents Of The United States Of America, Fountains of Wayne, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, Ben Folds, Robocop, We sound like you. (Ha, we stole your shit)

Artist History It all started with the dinosaurs. Somewhere along the timeline...humans replaced the dinosaurs....and further down...Each of us were born.....we met....we started a band.

Group Members Kciwdahc Nimajneb, Wejna Ymerej, RiaNcm Yhtomit (We're Terrorists) Benjamin Chadwick (guitar/vocal), Jeremy Anjew(bass/vocal), Timothy McNair (drums/vocal)

Instruments We use Gretsch equipment...Exclusively....while we're in Guitar Center.

Albums No Thanks.

Press Reviews I hate those guys...(Joe Lewis) Where do they get off?...(Bus Driver)

Location Los Angeles, Ca. - Vietnam

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