Artist description Hi, we're The AssJaks, a two-piece hardcore edge band out of southern Connecticut. Our music has generally been described as a "progressive shit-rock" band, as one fan put it to us (then we showed him where to put that comment). The scene here in suburban Connecticut is pretty hardcore, but we've had a tough time getting signed to a label out here in shittsville since people are so hardcore here.

Music Style An ecletic mixture of screaming leads and purring rythms

Musical Influences DEFACED, JIGGZ, RUFIO, CROSS EYED

Similar Artists All you shit rock bands....snapcase, gg allin, locust, aus-rotten, guttermouth, vandals, afi, blink 182, crass...and any other played out punk rock shit-faced capitalistic sell out fascist band

Artist History The drummer and I (vocals and lead) met in a popularhangout known as the ToolBox. Little did we know the great dreams and aspirations we would haveas the only shit-rock band inside Connecticut.We then went out (high as a kid's kite) and woundup in the ICU of San Antonio Hospital...in somecomplete shithole called Upland. We currentlyare selling our debut full-length in the backof the finest 7-11 west of the Mississippi.

Group Members Johnny TheRapist - Lead Vocals and GuitarThe Magnificent Kremlon - Vocals and drumsShitface - Dealer and fill-time debonair

Instruments Tama StarClassic Performer Maple, Fender 63' Vintage Reissue through a TSL Super Lead dual stack

Albums "Eat My Shit....and Then Do It Again" "Bend-Over and Deliver EP" "Feel the Wrath of My Ass"

Press Reviews "Fuck!" -Peter Allen of Expendable Youth"They were quite too hardcore" Lando of Defaced

Additional Info Rare seven inch release "Beer Bottles in my Ass" and "Raped beyond Repair"

Location Upland, California - USA

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