Artist description Very sick and twisted. Nothing is sacred, no one is safe! Rockland County Kid trapped in Stony Point exploiting, handicapped, family members "Why be King when I'm already a God!" Kevin Anderson

Music Style A style all my own

Musical Influences Opie and Anthony, Mindless Self Indulgence, Stephen Lynch, Kelly the Coed series. Lewis Black, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin

Similar Artists Opie and Anthony, MC Stephen Hawking, Howard Stern,

Artist History I started producing comedy bits that involved computerized voices performing sexual acts to kill time on my college radio show which soon became Rantings of a moron. The fall of 2000 was my first semester as Head Labbie for the Poucher Radio Lab and that gave me the opportunity and equipment to create horrible horrible noises. I also fell hard for a student of mine who I thought was crazy about my too. When I asked her to see little nicky with me, might have clued her into my feelings but no. We didn't see little nicky. Me and Adam Sandler had a bomb that Winter. When I returned for spring classes I had a brand new laptop and high speed internet to play with. Two weeks into the semester my Grandmother passed away. She pratically raised me. I found that out in the Radio Lab right after I signed up that student I was gaga for as a new labbie. When I returned from home I soon learned that she was with another man. Someone who she thought was better looking, smarter, nicer, kinder, more sophisticated, and not me. Kevin Anderson became Kev the moron. Well I tried to stay Kevin Anderson but that mp3.com name was already taken. I posted 4 things. Steve Hawkings Pizza: this was my very first creation after discovering simple text on Mac. Thats what I did all the time in the radio lab order pizza. Computer Orgy 2 was next followed by Stephen Hawkings Sh*ts himself and Steve Hawkings self love. Those mp3s were released on my Dirty Little Boy EP. Other mp3 artists started to notice my stuff and sent me emails telling my to keep going. Fueled by that and celexa I unleashed a storm of mp3s with my most sucessful one being Phone Sex for the Disabled. When the Comedy chars had adult comedy it peaked at number 10. As my friendship with my so called dream girl turned like milk left in a black car in Cuba on summer day. Oh I also hate my father at this time. My mp3s became very angry FWTOP, Knappy Ass, the one about my dad and the gay friend. The gay friend surprised me because after a couple of months I get an email from a kid who proclaims the funniest F*cking guy in NY. Now that's pretty f*cking cool and he wanted to put that on his bands demo cd. As his band changed he asked for me to rip on the President giving life to Mutually Assured Dubya. I started doing sound effects and limericks and the every girl series which was kinda censored because my first one had refrense to minors. Its okay for HBO to show a documentary on middle school kids getting hummers but as soon as I make a joke about it everyone gets up in arms. Story of my life. Well I graduated college and started working part time at dominican college telemarketing. So if you are a HS SR expect a call from me I'll give you money so don't hang up. I'm also thinkig about doing stand up and acting. I also created Father Grabben McFeeley the Patron Saint of Kid Touchers. Want info on that, just email then. And my Dream Girl... We are now happily married with a baby due in Febuary... yeah right!!! She has not spoke to me since last year. Didn't even acknowledge me at graduation. So a little help here!!! I'm horny as hell and don't have any production equipment!!!

Group Members Me and the voices in my head.

Instruments Sick mind and an Shure SM58

Albums Dirty Little Boy EP, Cumming on Oswego, The Filthy Mick Cums Again

Press Reviews Press? Media won't even touch my stuff. I'm not as cute or blonde as Eminem.

Additional Info For some reason Kev the moron is loved by punk rockers in Canada. Kev the moron loves Canada's punk rockers as long as they are not Avril. Bored? AIM me KAo7b

Location Stony Point, New York - USA

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