Artist description TURN UP THE SOUND AND STAND AROUND, the GLOBAL ACHIEVER'S HEADS ARE TEN TIMES AND GOING THAT WAY---- 9 out of cats agree, doctors taste better when eaten while listening to this music,and like, anti-established, capitalist societal bourgeois choice makers coke or pepsi man, like middle class neo-socialist transcendental homophobes from the era of before when non-conformity and Micheal Jordan played soccer, cause it is the environment. Sometimes referred to as the Staff of Life, emasculated Illuminati dolphin riders on mescaline monad modifiers, riding their pogo-sticks to the edge of the backyard when the pine trees pull the hardest.

Music Style Mostly Genuine, Esoteric Electro-Jazz Booty Grindin Slide Whistle Disco New-Age Funkatronic Rave Rage Against the SLipBizkit PapaChamber Knot Roaches that are out there sniffin wood glue with a tincture of Polka.

Musical Influences Heroin, cocaine, crack, PCP, LSD, LSD, LSD, LSD, Binary Code, The Cabbalah, Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide, Meth amphetamine, scherm, sperm, wheat germ, Frued, Shpoid, Bryan Boyd, Lady McKnuckle-Turd, Shrooms, Christian Slater's toenails(crushed&snorted), Christmas music, showtunes, and of course, Baphomet.

Similar Artists The music from supermario world when played backwards underwater on acid while humping a picnic basket full of fried llama turds while your skin falls off and you look involved in new things

Artist History Born. Things happened. Face. Head. Face Face. Face. Dentist.Leg, Music. Touchdown Jesus. Robitussin

Group Members Jayson Dowling- Keyboards, Grunts, snickers Jon Dowling- Farts, Bass, winks Jason Boggs- Guitar, Vocals, saying he wrote all the songs Matthew Bennett- three easy payments of $19.95, guitar, vocals Danny Fenner- Drums, foreskin John Allen Gibel- vocals, triangle, shirt, slide whistle, congas ...and sometimes... Willie Tummons- Bass, goggles, not show up for practice cause playing with other bands that suck trombone

Instruments Ramses, empty tussin bottles, toilets, cacaphonies of dying artist's voices and the squeaking of their pet wheels as they run for the phallic carrot.

Albums Global Achievers Escape Poisoning (coming soon)

Press Reviews U and I Magazine January 2001 www.geocities.com/uandimagazine

Additional Info depends diapers

Location Pittsburgh, PA - USA

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