Artist description weird, strange, dangerous, ugly.

Music Style Electronic ExperiMENTAL

Musical Influences pots and pans, plastic containers, computers.

Artist History Raised on a diet of Macaroni & Cheese, Spam & Kool-Aid. Poor little darling kept in the playpen until the age 18. I now roam the electronic venue of the cyberworld, sometimes considered quite dangerous & strange. I prefer to remain away from human eyes as much as possible. If you see zooella -DON'T- look twice!!!!!!!!!!!

Group Members zooella

Instruments No instruments or human voice was used in the making of this album.

Albums electrafeast

Press Reviews The Gods of Music MUSIC REVIEWS - The Last Week - Hall of Fame - The Dungeon - Search All - Random Review EXCELLENCE - Artist of the Month - The Charts GOODIES - Articles - Interviews HEART & SOUL - Our Team JOIN US - Be Reviewed - Write Reviews CONTACT US - Email REVIEWS Review by: David Randall ARTIST: ZOOELLA SONG: OUT OF MY WAY GENRE: ELECTRONIC / EXPERIMENTAL ELECTRONICA SIMILAR: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SO EVER R...i..g...h...t... To be totally honest tracks like this baffle me. They turn my mind upside down with confusion? Why has the artist done this? Why have they published it on the net? I have little info on the artists him/her self except that they are from Albion USA and that they produce "Electronica Trance". Now then, if you dont want to hear this track I'll give you a picture of what its like. Imagine a person sitting in front of a synthesizer. Ok, got that? Imagine he/she clicks record on his/her computer/tape recorder. He/she raises his/her right hand above the keys... He/she then moves his/her hand down onto about 6 keys at the same time and moves fingers rapidly over them. This continues for approximately 3 minutes. He/she then clicks stop and uploads to the net. The above is exactly what was required of the artists to produce this track. It is one bassline riff consisting of random notes which changes in pitch by one or two octaves occasionally. The artists also modulates what sounds like the pulse width and cut-off on the synth in real time as well. Quite literally this is not a song as such. It is, like I have said, a single randomized bass riff. I'm sorry to the artist but the song does not impress me or make me want to listen to more or indeed make me feel good or uplifted or relaxed or anything. I have to admit I did erupt in laughter when the song kept continuing with this same sound. I kept expecting some kind of percussive sound, a beat, maybe even a break beat!!! But no... it continued and then stopped abrubtly at around 3 minutes. I'm not entirely familiar with "Electronica" as a genre but if all of it is like this I can safely say I dont like it. If, on the other hand this track had been placed in the "Comedy" charts I could have appreciated it for its funny side and therefore given it a respectable review score. Unfortunately it wasn't placed in the Comedy charts so I can only assume the artist was either being entirely serious or trying to make some kind of abstract artistic comment on the way society is messed up and random and unorganized blah blah blah etc etc. I'm sorry but all I can say is Zooella, you are the weakest link. Good bye...... Charisma: 0.50 Technical Skill: 1.00 Structure: 0.00 Interest: 0.50 Lyrics: n/a Performance: n/a Arrangement: n/a Recording Quality: 4.50 Long Term Appeal: 0.00 OVERALL: 1.00 Download this song at: www.mp3.com/zooel

Location Albion, CA - USA

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