Artist description nintendo punk. toast is good. we like cereal. records are better then cd's. suits make men look better. wemon are nice and smell good. ourmusic is like a shower in a pool of acid. we like to walk on the beach after an oil spill. nintendo games are better than food. n-sync rules and so does kurt angle. el halfy like to not take showers. cootie is a girl. sassy hasa nice name. d rockafella sings better then elhalfy. honey is not sweet. converse are the bestshoes. you should own a pair. sassy doesn't.- Honey

Music Style Nintendo Punk

Musical Influences Gene Defcon, Frank Sinatra, The Aquabats, Le Shok, Deftones, The Link and the Zeldas, The Guacamullets, Digital Unicorn, The Skaberries, Skank and Moose, Anus Hunters 2000, The Locust, Unit End, Asprin Kids, Vandals, CKY, Wesley Willis, Tsunami Bomb, Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, G.G. Allin, The Cars, Booska!, The Cure, Judge Dread, Sifl & Olly, Eddie Murphy, Sean's Halfy, Da D.N. Connection, The Diaper Babies, The Sandfleas, Go-Go 13, Judge Dread, The Specials, N-SYNC, Snoop Dogg, Prince Felch and the Booty Straws, Dr. Dre, The Moseleys, Cake, Cake Like, Cake Cake Cake, The Promise Ring, The Prima Donnas, Jets to Brazil, The Minibosses, Blur, Faith no More, Mr. Bungle, The Toasters, Elliot Smith, Bad Brains, Bad Manners, Subhumans, At the Drive-In, Radiohead, Nuclear Rabbit, Cher, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Axl Rose, Slash's Snakepit, Phantom Planet, Weezer, Pansy Division, Eminem... ya know!

Similar Artists Gene Defcon, Weezer, Dr. Dre, Deftones, Nuclear Rabbit, Pansy Division, Frank Sinatra, The Aquabats, Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, Le Shok, The Locust, DN Connection, N-SYNC, Cake, GG Allin, & Radiohead

Artist History Moved to California from Pirateville, USSR in 1989. Was a hair band, at first, called Leather Danger Monkey. None of the members in the band are original members. Axl Rose was the singer at first. The guy from Twisted Sister played bass. Cootie played guitar.Will Smith rapped. The drummer was a machine named Floyd. Well, now the 14 year old girls are tight from years of not seeing light.

Group Members EL HALFY! - Singer. Walks downs stairs. Does the "Back-and-Forth" Dance. Video Game pioneer. Tickles the mogster.D-ROCKAFELLA!! - Backup Vocals/Rapper. Shaved head, money bags. He's a Kurt Angle wanna-be. He eats cabbage... with ranch!COOTIE!!! - Guitar Girl. Hard hitting geetar solos. Invented the pile-driver. She also knows the name of the dog from Blue's Clues, but won't tell anyone.SASSY!!!! - Master of the fabled "Piccolo Snare", white car, giggly. Describes bread- sticks as "Soft n' Long".HONEY!!!!! - Chubby Checker bass. Makes 1" buttons, but never gets action from girls. Plans to look like Hugh Hefner in 20 years...Or at least be as old as him.

Instruments Unicorn

Albums "Stupid Americans Call it Soccer When the Rest of the World Calls it Football" E.P.

Press Reviews "...Last Great Punk Band of the 19th Century" - Pirateville Daily"...Masters of the Konami Code" - Time Magazine Switzerland"...I like them..." - L.A. Times "I lost my leg at their show" - Captian Hook in Pegleg Gazette"They don't get soggy in milk" - Captian Crunch"Test drive of the Century"- GM Motorcars"I'm the American Bad-Ass" - Kid Rock"...I'm blind, dammit!"- Chet Watkins of the Daily xrofvp[ in an article:14 Year Old Girls, the Band That Made me Blind!"A Diamond is Forever."- De Beers"You might think it's a silly job, but I don't."- A guy who makes diapers for chimps"New York, New Yoooooooooork!" - Frank Sinatra"Pacifist?! I ain't no wussy PACIFIST!!"- Ryan Peart, the aryan scumbag next door."Big Penis?! I ain't got no BIG PENIS!!"- Ryan Peart, again."Lets go to the party" - Gene Defcon"They rock the snow leopard's ass."- Wesley Willis"We rock!!!"- Us (not the magazine)"Put it in your cap" - Marge Simpson"14 Year Old Girls? They rock! AUGGGGGGH!"- General Custer, right before he died.

Additional Info please love us. you love us. you love poo. you love poo poo. touch the monitor and we will feel it in a private area. - Honey

Location Saugus, CA - USA

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