Artist description We are portable; we have TB, scurvy and rickets; we are uncomfortable with our mom's decision to start dating again; we are 5'9" and sloth-like; we take frequent breaks and tend to snack between meals; we feel good about ourselves

Music Style Funeral dirge/calliope music

Musical Influences Plasmatics, Jesus, Sleepy LaBeef, Henry Kissinger, Happy Flowers

Similar Artists Pregnant Mothers, PTA Mothers, The Soccer Moms, The Wet Nurses

Artist History We were rescued from white slavery by our manager, Curtis. He spent his life savings on a few used guitars and a 4-track, bought us our velvet costumes and moptop wigs, and became a surrogate mother to us all. He also taught us not to eat with our fingers and to pray to Jesus for salvation. We miss you Curtis!

Group Members Richard Sebastian: bass, vocals, ghastly banjo, euphonium; Lee Harris: treatments, vocals, drums, crow-band guitar, smoking jacket

Albums Scrumptious

Press Reviews "They seem disturbed, uncomfortable in their own skin. They just stand there and fidget, tune their instruments and then go home."

Location Richmond, VA - USA

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