Artist description After many successful years of privately amusing themselves, Jehovah’s Wetness is finally being exposed to the general public for what it is... EXTREMELY FUNNY!!! With the subtlety and candor of a fart in an elevator, Jehovah’s Wetness have finally decided to share their most inner secrets and fantasies with the public. As it turns out, they aren’t only amusing themselves... It seems that Jehovah’s Wetness have acquired devout ‘Wet-Heads’, dedicated to the blasphemous and ridiculous antics of a band that possesses absolutely no musical talent whatsoever... In fact, the Wetness don't apologize for their musical ineptitude... they relish it, considering musical knowledge as a handicap in a music business dominated by image-conscious, pretentious, pole-greasing, and self-righteous egos. Others would disagree... describing their music as energetic, driving and raw always with an edge of spontanaety. Whether it’s angst-ridden and introverted, or picture perfect and rosy-posy musicians, all jockeying for the same dollar, the Wetness are quite content to enjoy the unique circumstance of a self-indulged fascination for the profane… leaving themselves alone on stage with nothing to prove to anyone... There really is no label for Jehovah’s Wetness, you just have to decide for yourself…

Music Style Fringe / Punk / Grunge / Comedy

Musical Influences Devo, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedy's, Spinal Tap, Talking Heads

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Artist History The Wetness are a four piece band who have been playing with themselves for 4 years. The Wetness started out as Scully Balder and the Drone Growth Folk Grunk Trio in early 1991... they were absolutely atrocious sounding and unbearably disgusting and immature, all going nowhere with their miserable and creightonous lives which amounted to nothing more than a pitiful excuse of an existence, solely supported by cheap beer and masturbation. Thank god they never made it anywhere... Their debut CD entitled Jehovah's Wetness Live - As Wet As It Gets (Greatest of their Greatest Hits), a sixteen CD quadruple Double album box set release received RAVE reviews and virtually no airplay. Considered by Canada's misfit and deviant elite to be one of North America's best exponents of Christian Rock, Jehovah's Wetness, are truly one of a kind. The band gave up an illustrious career, forfeiting numerous offers to play with Very Important People and hang out at Really Cool Parties in favor of indulging their anal and penal obsessions in the pursuit of a guilt-free conscience.

Group Members Bobbie Powerchords - lead vocals and keyboards Frank Einstein - Bass Guitar Jacques Hass - "lead" guitar David Gufford-Wiener - Drums Freddy Smoking Fish - Rhythm guitar

Instruments Drums / Bass / Guitar / Keys / Sheep Felcher

Albums Jehovah's Wetness - As Wet As It Gets!

Press Reviews July - 1994 Seattle, WA Genitalia Rocks Alternative Music Conference August - 1994 San Quentin, TX Pop for Penal Institutions January - 1995 Albert Hall, London, UK Hooked on Crack Classics with the London Philharmonic Orchestra September - 1995 Nashville, TN Unite the Right Alternative Rock Festival March - 1996 Washington, DC National Censorship League Rocks July - 1996 Vatican City, Rome International Christian Anal Cavity Fixation Festival Spring- Summer - 1997 North American House Band Billy Graham’s Mission Tour November - 1998 Victoria, BC Parkinson’s Fundraiser Pick-Up-Sticks Marathon Can't remember New York City, NY Alzeimer's Celebrity Fundraiser Jehovah’s Wetness has opened for: Pope John Paul Caca-Stick Skullpusher Revulvah PussyMasher RottenCrotch GagBag Maiyass

Location Ottawa, ON - Canada

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