Artist description Rock, indie, ska and country held together with blu-tack and bogies. A buzzsaw with a tender side. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Music Style Alternative

Musical Influences Too many to even contemplate mentioning, if we left one out they'd get all jealous.

Similar Artists Blur, Barenaked Ladies, Squeeze, Madness, Ocean Colour Scene

Artist History Hey you! YES YOU! Now you're here you may as well have a listen to the music! Then you can mail us and tell us if you think it sucks or not. Seems fair enough to us. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyway..... Absolutely were genetically engineered by space-aliens utilising mental telepathy. Deposited in Leicester, UK. Clobbered a 'famous UK R&B artist' in a battle of the bands. Smoke too much, drink too much, eat just about the right amount (if averaged across all members). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An irreverent homepage exists (see bottom) where you can titter at the writings of Mr Chisel (the 4ft cardboard cutout cat). Absolutely would very much like to hear from you, please feel free to vent your spleen at the email address provided below. Thank you for your cooperation. Yours Faithfully - Absolutely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Group Members Daver-Guitar, Vocals, Technical Gubbins ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spiggy-Bass, Trumpet, Oven, Dictionary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toby-Guitar, Vocals, Sax, Marmite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lee-Drums, Sanity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Instruments Sticks, rocks, vacuum-cleaners, the usual.

Press Reviews "Good funky stuff to swing your pants to" - Leicester Mercury ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Pretty good, nice tunes" - Elton John's Drummer's Technician ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Who are those w******s, and what are they doing to my car?" - A taxi driver, yesterday ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Location Brentwood, Essex - United Kingdom

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