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Artist description
To Mr. Leonard Calvert Esq. and to the Colonists, and to the Commissioners, Sir Thomas Cornwalleys and Mr. Jerome Hawley:With Lord Baltimore's Governor of his Province of Maryland, and Avalon, and unto my well beloved brother, Leonard Calvert, as the Deputy Governor of my Province of Maryland, with the Commissioners of his Lordship, provides the Government of said Province. His Lordship requires that they be very careful to preserve the peace and unity throughout their voyage to Maryland amongst the passengers on ship board and that they suffer no scandal nor offence to the Protestants, whereby any just complaint may hereafter be made to them in Va. or Eng. and for that end to cause all acts of Roman Catholique Religion to be done as privately as may be and that they instruct all the Roman Catholiques to be silent, upon all occasions of discourse concerning matters of religion and that the said Governor and Commissioners treat the Protestants with as much mildness and favour as Justice will permit. And this to be ordered at land and sea. |
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Music Style
Pants rock |
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Musical Influences
that which rocks and gives me pleasurable sensations |
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Similar Artists
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Artist History
Born of fire and forged of steel, Lord Calvert is the last of the Most Holy Ones. His hands and feet are composed of the purest titanium alloy, whilst his nose is edible - yet he has not chosen to sup upon it as of yet. You would be well-advised to heed the book of Calvert, Chapter 12, verse 17, wherein it is in fact written: "He who listeneth to my shit shall have eternal life, yea, for he will soon grow carrots from the tips of his fingers and tiny ears of corn from between his toes." The words of a prophet; the words of a God. Embrace him now or suffer the alternative, which is to reside in a sticky bun house with no electricity or phatness at all while hounds with nose problems nip at your heels and ask you to do a spicy Latin dance, which you cannot do. You try to tell them, but they refuse to listen - it is your fate, Lord Calvert has forseen it. Come unto him and give him all that is yours - and you will live 4EVER!!11!!!1111!!!! |
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Group Members
ha ha |
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Instruments
various and sundry |
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Albums
aha... |
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Press Reviews
har har |
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Location
Capistrano Beach, CA - USA |
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