Artist description Ymkake is what we would like to call a shit-ambient band. We mostly suck, and if we do come up with a good part, it's probably by mistake. Kajan Kynak plays guitar, keyboard and sings. Krax-enok plays drums, flute, keyboard and sings. Not that we have drums, but we bang on everything that is near. We have been called an industrial band (so we're well-known), but we would like to tell all our fans that it is untrue. We play SHIT ambient and we're proud of it and fuck you tomorrow my grandma has big tits and my slippers changed their names three times a day. Both members of this band are total losers and we will probably be found dying in your garbage can in two years from now. Our geniouses will be lost and you should really blame yourself. The popular music today is pure shit! We are one of the few bands that can create something totally original (though I can't deny it sucks royally, we are aware of that), as we truly are geniouses. You should vomit on todays music scene and support us, for we could present a better future. For ourselves. For our children. For

Music Style Shit-ambient

Musical Influences None

Similar Artists Eeeh, none?

Artist History It started when we tried to record sounds for a game we made in the Starcraft Campaign editor. We got bored and when one of the characters in the game had a long line, we decided to sing a little song instead. We made our first song, called Hoppgroda. We listened to it, and it sucked horse-urine. So now we create music in our spare time. If we get money for it, we'll take it. We don't mind using other morons to get money. If some idiots actually wants to pay for our music, we won't stop them. I once read 'Silmarillion' by J.R.R. Tolkien and I found it quite amusing. I mean, making up a fantasy world, twisting the ideas of christianity, etc. We had to make fun of it, so we did by creating Ymkake. We have also created a fantasy world, which is totally insane, but funny. The name of the world is Nloter. In Nloter there are many types of people and they all have different sorts of culture and they will be. We're active in other projects as well and these will probably also be available here. In time.

Group Members Yx, Måzzemiza, Kajan Kynak, Aeglis and Krax-Enok. Kvast-Enok could also be a member. There are only two members in real life, but who cares.

Instruments Keyboards, guitar, flute and voices, tutare(R.I.P)

Albums Sagor Från Det Blå Tornet, Tronens Krig, Upphöjt I Kaos, Nloters Uråldriga Myter, Jakten På Rymdpinnen, Berget av Guuld, Legenden om Riddar Örjan, Ön, Hymn-skivan, Musik som Blev Över and newly released Vintergåtan. The latter is a true masterpiece and I will dedicate my life to spread this album to the masses. What do you mean, loser? I don't have a life - so I win!

Press Reviews En underlig sida. Förstått.

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Location Norrkoping, Ostergotland - Sweden

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