Artist description Officially the BEST BAND IN THE WORLD.......NOTE WRITTEN 23rd March: We're in the process of making ALL our songs available for FREEEEEE. So keep watching, new songs appearing daily!

Music Style titter...titter..ha...haaa...guffaw...fnaarrr...HA HA HAA HAA

Musical Influences None. They are pure and original.

Similar Artists Ivor Biggun, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Limp Oasis, The Turgid Beatles, Crafty Spice Girls

Artist History The Nonkey Brothers are timeless. They have no history nor future, they simply and wonderfully ARE!

Group Members Pete, Nige, Blind Lemon Mikey, Andy Four Skins, Dom-a-dick

Instruments Guitar, piano, drums, bass, synths, tambourine, coffee mug, guttural gaseous emissions

Albums GEEK, Pick A Finger and Barse Buff Knutt

Press Reviews DynaPress 2000: At first sight the 3 tonne Dynapress 2000 is a somewhat cumbersome looking beast, but power her up and prepare for your lower jaw to drop. The Dynapress 2000 can shape 5mm sheet steel at the rate of almost 30 sheets per minute. Very impressive and worthy of our 4 star rating ****CasseMerd+ : When it comes to squeezing grapes the CasseMerd has long since reigned as king of the vineyard. But Les Branleurs makers of the CasseMerd have just released a new model, can it beat it's older brother, well yes and no. Whilst the skin ripping of the old CasseMerd left a little to be desired the CasseMerd+ solves the problem but introduces another, that of seed sucking. The CasseMerd+ seed sucking process has taken a turn for the worse. So in short 3 stars, ***

Additional Info GEEK comes with with a 12 month titter guarantee! For more details see the Nonkey web site.

Location Sandhurst, Berkshire - United Kingdom

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