Artist description friendly people making friendly music

Musical Influences weezer, the rentals, radiohead, reel big fish

Artist History one brilliant sunday afternoon in mid july an outgoing victor heard a rumor of a fabulous thing known as "music". this "music" grew and grew on him like a strange fungus that can also be found behind is oversized ears on his mis-proportioned head. eventually this "music" became a fundamental building block in the maturing of a future rock and roll hero. this "music" one day propelled victor into purchasing his first guitar. he really loved his guitar and he played with it everyday. eventually he even bought "strings" to put on it. now these "strings" aided victor in his quest for "music". this "music" that he endeavored for a vast portion of his life finally hit him one day while he was sitting in his bathroom practicing his other passion, the skin flute. then all of the sudden he had a great epiphany. it dawned on him that if he puts "words" with his strumming of "strings" he would make "music" just like the stuff on the radio. then over night vic transformed from a whimpy little nothing into a rock and roll genius. jesse's story, however, is a bit different. his quest for music began the day when he was at a stix concert and ironically got hit in the forehead with a drum stick. how about that, a freakin drum stick to the forehead. and just like that he was hooked on the drums. he just loved to bang. he says, "banging is just so much fun. everyone should bang. because banging is good. banging is good. when i bang i feel like i can bang forever and ever. i never get tired of banging." he was originally an 80's glam rocker. he had long hair and all. he was also known to sport leather pants and a spike-studded jean jacket. today he is thankfully out of his glam rock phase. all jesse wants now is to be famous and british. he's got the hair and the skills, all he needs is a hit song. next you have josh. well josh is just a lyrical master and a rocking guitar player. his lyrical abilities all came to him one crazy night at cool spot. you see 'ol "squish" got knocked out by an out of control B that was reportedly thrown by a runaway wombat. dont ask where the thing came from....no one knows. it smacked him in the ear during the ritual "Pee Pentagon" and reportedly sought refuge in "the tunnel". Squish, as a result of the assault, suddenly obtained a musical ear. he was able to hear melodic tunes in his head with. just like that. good thing that wombat was at "the spot" that night. Not only did he develop a lyrical mastermind but he also developed passion for moog synthesizers(some say that the moog obsession was the result of "the wheezing rental hippos" that he dreamed about one night…go figure). we will just leave his story at just that for now. HIP-POS! finally there is bryan. his musical ability came about in a rather abstract and seemingly odd fashion. one day at his grandmothers house they were having a cook out. wieners and baked beans were on the menu for the afternoon. Wieners and baked beans, a rather common cookout companion right? not on this day you see. all was fine until after dinner when bryan got a wicked case of the toots. when he asked what was wrong his father replied, "oh, must be that damn musical fruit." "musical fruit?" he asked. apparently it was true. for he never in his life heard such wonderful tunes coming out of his anus. in awe of the sounds he began trying to simulate them with common household appliances. however he had no such luck. but one magical day he stumbled across a music store. he was surprised that someone actually had a store devoted to music. he had to go in. he had to discover the source of this magical sound. sadly the man in the store said that no such instrument existed that could replicate that sound. instead he handed him a guitar and a distortion pedal. the rest is, well, history. it has to be some great chance of luck that they found each other. each very different in their abilities. but so far its so good. that was our history. all we can do now is see what the future brings.

Group Members vic chinikidiadi, jesse ley, josh rosenberg, bryan boyko, mike rosenberg.......et. al.

Instruments guitar, bass, bryan's anus, drums, keyboards, piano, skin flute

Location natrona heights, pa - USA

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