Artist description I'm just a lone singer-songwriter with a home recording studio. Some days I'll write a nice acoustic tune, other days I'll utilize the wonderful world of electronic drumbeats on my YamahaKeyboard and bust out some faux-techno. I try to blend stupidity with some amount of musical merit. Sometimes I succeed, more often than not I fail miserably. But, the point is that I try,and have a blast doing it. If you like any of my listed influences, try to imagine them all rolled up into a ball and that is what I probably sound like.

Music Style Folk-Rock Alterna-crap. Humorously inane.

Musical Influences Frank Zappa, They Might Be Giants, Counting Crows, Paul Simon, Wierd Al Yankovic

Similar Artists Beck? (No, not really...) Paul Simon, no not that good either. No one. We, being I, sound like no one.

Artist History I've been playing guitar and piano since prison. They said I needed to learn to do "something CONSTRUCTIVE with my hands." I'm proud to say I've only lit a few fires since then, and they were small and managable. When not lying, I sit around my apartment trying to record more music or pick my ear with my toe.

Group Members Just me, Brian Maillard. They wouldn't let me use just plain "Duck," which is what I wanted to use, because some other Nazi band on this website had the name already.I would trash them, but I really don't know what they sound like so I guess that would be prejudiced. Ahh, i don't care. DUCK SUCKS!! DUCK SUCKS!!!

Instruments Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Lead and Backup vocals, percussion, cats, uteruses, all played with an expert touch by Brian "Duck" Maillard

Albums "What It Is"

Press Reviews "Not since vomit came out of my nose when I was three have I enjoyed a visit to a club less. Duck's stage presence is outshined by his guitar, (just the guitar, mind you, not the playing) and his wailing set off car alarms in a four-block radius. However, he did bring along a nice quiche, which made the night almost worth it." -Billy Zeback, The Candor Music Press"Shouldn't he get arrested for the things he does to little girls on stage?" -Vincent Veloco-Vegas, The Boonton Observer"At least he wore pants this time." -Alison Maillard, my sister

Location Queens, New York - USA

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