Artist description Ill Noise Inc. is pop dipped in chrome. High energy performances laced with sarcasm. Schizophrenic metal with no regard for logic.

Music Style Schizophrenic Funk Metal

Musical Influences Beatles, Slayer, Beastie Boys, Paul Simon, P-Funk, Primus, Mr. Bungle

Artist History As a child he burned his eyes while staring at the sun. It was all downhill from there. Haunted by the ever looming storm clouds of bad luck. Marcus Dryburgh was a musician tormented by comical irony. One day in the small town of Turtle Creek things started getting worse. His band broke up, his girlfriend left him, he got fired from his job, his car windows broke, the phone died, he stubbed his toe, his dog bit him, people laughed at him, he could no longer hear and then it rained. Now usually Marcus took everything in stride, being the consumate nice guy who always finished last. All this proved too much though. He broke out in maniacal laughter. His eyes became bloodshot and his hair stood up and curdled. For days he laughed. Laughed hysterically at the rain. His stomach ached and his head nearly exploded as his personality shattered. Just when he thought he might die of laughter the rain slowed down and he could almost see the sun through the clouds. He stopped laughing and realized he had no idea who he was and nothing made sense. "ANY FUCKING MINUTE NOW!" he screamed as tears streamed down his face. Out of the mist rose five shadows. The Earth began to shake as they whispered "Gabriel...Gabriel..." Drums thundered across the sky. Guitars roared in the distance. The piano blistered the air. When the bass hit, trees fell. Still they chanted "Gabriel... Gabriel..." The music grew louder, and louder. The sky darkened and the Earth opened up. Still they chanted "GABRIEL...GABRIEL..." The sound was deafening. Marcus fell to his knees and died in his own vomit. Gabriel Mismatch was born and Ill Noise Inc. had begun...

Group Members Sal "dragon" Pirozzi-guitar Eddy "ruffcut" Miller-guitar Woodcock-drums Gabriel Mismatch-vocals Jeff "hardside" Yeager-bass Tweak Goobstar-keyboards

Instruments Guitars, Bass, Drums, Piano, Poems and Rantings

Albums illogical

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Location Turtle Creek, PA - USA

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