Artist description Our noise will make you cold, cause headache and nausea, give you a stroke, and cause permanent damage to your central nervous system. Think: "sonic castration".

Music Style Extremely hardcore noise music

Musical Influences NIN, Art of Noise, Psychic TV, Prick, dolst, The Waking Hours, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Rammstein, Industrial Strength

Similar Artists Any given band listed on pollstar.com

Artist History The Tubular Colonoptics are the physical manifestation of a "clever" satirist's worst fear. We are only here to piss off those who would attack that which is a valuable resource to independent musicians who wish to not be at the mercy of Hillary "Nazi Kuntte" Rosen and her recording industry empire, as well as those who would be its mouthpiece via big corporate name-dropping.

Group Members Dare Thunder, Jaunt Park, Dirk Pitt, Mike McGillicutty, Jerusalem Nulty, and Evad Mahrekcoc

Instruments Guitars, guitars, guitars, drums, guitars, chainsaws, synthesizers, guitars, blood, guitars

Albums The Great Pollstar Fiasco of 1969

Press Reviews "This multi-racial (and multi-sexual??) conglomeration of brutal noise artists is pushing the boundaries of what we know of as music. Obviously, this group will be 'The Next Big Thing' in music."-Some Guy off the Street

Additional Info We are straightedge vegan hardcore, and we mean it.

Location Surry county, va - USA

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