Artist description big loud old fat smelly irritable & the best goddamn band in pittsburgh, according to me, someone who is not in the band.

Music Style Punk

Musical Influences Life

Similar Artists None

Artist History shit, they were a band before I knew them and that was quite some time ago now, they used to have some other guys that they don't have anymore but it has always sounded the same: loud, dangerous and thickly portending some kind of nameless numbing of the senses.. The first time I saw the band play I knew that something was happening..hair stood up on the back of my neck i remember thinking "That shit sounds almost EXACTLY the way my HEART feels!! beer flew, glass broke, bottles were flying seemingly randomly, by the SINGER!! good shit, i thought, then and now many many bruised many shows later i still get ALL worked upfor a submachine show it's the kind of show where you might see your straight edge cousin all FUCKED up on booze and speed fistfighting with some drag queen or perhaps it is the kind of show where one might see NOTHING because of all the beer, spit, and attitude flying thru the air. I like this band because of how they sound, a little bit as i imagine an underwater volcanic eruption of ENORMOUS scale ... hot magma meets cold water, amplified, with liquid gravel vitriol vocals . this is one of those bands that is bigger than its members which is an extrordinary feat considering the girth of those FAT FUCKS...

Group Members alex - head dick, jeff - biggest dick, greg - insatiable dick, ricky - indeed a dick, chachi - might turn into a prick someday who knows

Instruments Ass Trumpets,

Albums Anthology of Vinyl, Fresh Outta Give-a-fucks, Live Fast-Die Dumb

Press Reviews submachine is fucking famous with derogatory reviews appearing in numerous national and not quite national publications

Additional Info u r dumb

Location Pittsburgh, Pa - USA

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