Artist description A trio of incompetent dillons, plus selected band associates. They are quite aware of their inadequacies, but are so inadequate they only began marketing themselves as such just under 2 billion years after forming. At gigs, they will usually ask "what do you wash with?", to which the approved answer is "with a flannel". This doesn't explain though why everyone always insists on replying with "Soap", or "Persil".

Music Style Pop, Rock, Dance, Jazz, Folk, Tribal, Not Very Good

Musical Influences Level 42, Metallica, Cardiacs, anything by Steven Berkoff, spectral snack items and stuff that just happens when you least expect it.

Similar Artists Absolutely no-one I have heard, though at a push I would say, ummm, no, it really is no-one.

Artist History The original members of the band, Mssrs. Mongoose, Lemur and Wombat first met up billions of years ago at a free outdoor gig in space. They had heard that there was a bit of a thing going down and turned up in the hope of getting free beer and some chicks. This was not going to happen however, as the crux of the event was a big firework show and the boys found it almost impossible to pull. They did discover that they all had a similar musical background, all being tone deaf. The band was formed.

Group Members Mr Lemur: Guitar, box and vocals. Mr Mongoose: Percussion and vocals. Mr Satsuma: MIDI brick and vocals. Mr Wombat: Self-unplugging amplifier, gasmask and 6 foot of soft peat. Mr Mushroom: Is not in the band. Mandy: Manager (in absentia). Dr Pippin: Arch-enemy. Mr Bennet: Arch-enemy's assistant

Instruments Guitar, box, vocals, MIDI brick, other people's stuff quite often, pylons, mammals (like a cow for instance).

Albums Peru: Spoonraker, It's Dingus Time, Bendysisterasparagushead

Press Reviews "I liked it so much I bought Alaska" - Gerald from 'Take That'. "before I saw them, my dog had nits. Now he's got worms too" - Conan the Rotarian. "Boy, are we b*ll*cks" - The Band.

Additional Info "Now That's What I Call Unreleasable" EP.

Location Cambridge, Cambridgeshire - United Kingdom

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