Artist description If any of the music here sounds sub standard it's only because the only equiptment I have is a computer with a few freeware programs and a crappy microphone. The only instruments I have at my disposal are a guitar that I don't know how to play, a kazoo and my voice. If you know a band in need of a vocalist, please point them in my direction. I would be forever greatful.

Music Style Anything from blues to electronic

Musical Influences The Beatles, Weird Al

Artist History "One could say that it all started in Eighth grade with the "Weird Al"-istic song parodys that I would write and sort of blossomed from there." Says half-insane mp3.com artist, Austin Williams after repeatedly punching a phone book for three minutes straight while wearing only a baby bonnet and three socks. "But it was a nice slow process," he adds, "A little creativity here, a little lack of talent there, and bazoom! I've got myself some music." But there are other sources which paint totaly different pictures of this self described musician. His mother openly describes him as "Lazy, ugly, and a pathological liar." while his friend Chris Fouch writes him off as being "You know, a little weird. Weird and maybe gay." Perhaps the most reliable source for information on this eighteen year old boy is his long time friend, companion, and partner in song writing, his computer. Alvin Busterly, the name his computer insists on being refered to as, describes Austin Williams as "a sick sick man with out inspiration or talent." "I have to write all the songs on my own while he steals the credit by performing them," says Alvin, backing up his previous claims, "and the devil himself would be shocked at the kinds of pornography this boy downloads from the net. Disgusting! All full of chickens and Goats and warner brothers characters! Not the sort of pornography that a good wholsome boy whould be looking at at all!""

Group Members Austin Williams and his computer

Instruments ...vocals

Location Parchment, Michigan - USA

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