Artist description Atilla the Hun meets Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer meets Jabba the Hutt, except without the red nose or slimy mess, and also nothing like anything I just said.

Music Style Obstruct the Just is the side project of Sleeping Baby Bongo Parade... It's basically a Brady Bunch / Partridge Family hybrid.

Musical Influences Beastie Boys for our raps, Tony Danza for our tomfoolery, Topanga from boy meets world, Gary Sinise, Sleeping Baby Bongo Parade

Similar Artists the gromulon effect, Mushu Man an da fied wice, Grizzly Stevenson-McMacalester, the bulbus-whore, you, Mrs. Rowley

Artist History A long time ago in the land of Troliopickadeeseland, there was a little man named Motif who lived on a farm and made his living selling broken things to blind people. One day a man came from the nearby island of Brool to buy linguini, and sure enough, Motif had the linguini that The Broomslam Yam-Slinger (the man) needed. So, upon The Broomslam Yam-Slinger's request for linguini, Motif exclaimed, "Why did you say that you dirty, dirty man? I hate you with a great deal of conviction! Your blabberings are giving me crabs, you blooting reptile! Grebnack! Please go back to your land of Bloog." to which Broomslam interruptingly corrected: "Brool," to which Motif harshly proclaimed: "Whatever, it makes me want to throw jars nonetheless," to which The Broomslam Yam-Slinger replied: "Chaka Kahn! What would the jars be thrown at?", to which Motif replied promptly: "Your head, which is large and fruit-shaped! YAHOO!" Upon hearing these words, The Broomslam Yam-Slinger immediately fell to his knees and wept like a small child would after a long night of sodomy. He then leapt to his feet and whipped out a huge bundle of yams and immediately began slinging them at Motif. This went on for hours until the Yam-Slinger collapsed and said the magic words, "Jiminy Cricket hurt my feelings." Upon saying the magic words, his left-hand morphed into a jar of pickles, thusly causing Motif to retreat in fear. This did not matter, as Yamboy immediately dissolved, due to huboofelygranksket. Troliopickadeeseland, being a land of no civilization whatsoever, was not able to provide Yammy-Slams with the medical attention he needed. Instead, the people of Trolio all over-dosed on Robitussin and Scented Markers, and spent a week saying things like "Lubricate my astronauts, please," with the utmost courtesy and decorum. Luckily, the local hemophiliac, Justice, who just happened to be a powerful mathemagician and drunkard, was in the area and was able to save poor Yam-Face by rubbing his elbows on a pair of cacti and then rolling down a big hill wearing nothing but earmuffs. Then everyone said, "Yippee-Skipee" and held hands for an extended period of time while repeating "Jimmy Shabazz." Then the three of them- Motif, Justice, and Slammy Yammy- made a band called "The Boob Patrol", but then they changed it to "Obstruct the Just". The moral of the story is that I am Motif, and this was my story. I hope you learned your lesson. Yeah, you. No, not you, you. No, the one with the pants. Yeah, that's right, sit down.

Group Members Dave, JJ, and John, otherwise known as Motif, Justice, and The Broomslam Yam-Slinger.

Instruments anything we can find

Albums Obstruct the Just: Greatest Hits, volumes 1 - 9

Press Reviews "A grombulus mix of ablitastic and disteversty. Truly an eplipix we can all plithify to." - Johnson McNulty; "I'll tell you what you can do with your promotional offer, you can [give it to me], you [wonderful musicians]. Now please, just [accompany me to my home for dinner]. All of you. In fact, you can go to [my office and take anything you want for free because you are so nice]." - Dan Rather; "I didn't like the way they made fun of my religion..." - Dr. DeLoadinmapants; "You have twenty-four hours to find the jade monkey, or you will die. And to show you I am serious, you have twelve hours." - Sterile Toni and the B'Goshmaloo

Additional Info I hate additional info. It upsets me in ways I can't fully comprehend. Thus, there is no additional information except this: 66% of "Obstruct the Just" likes roast beef.

Location Wilton, CT - USA

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