Artist description Sell-out (...please :) )

Music Style post-punk-no-age-grooveless-semi-caucasian-proto-funky-German-transcendentalist-emo-driven-Harry-Potter-corrupted-anglophilic-eurotrash-trip-hoppy-depraved-deprived-a-copulatory-old-testament-anti-messianic-Orwellian-herd-core (but I kind of dig the Beatles and the Stones really)

Musical Influences Nico of course! .... Isn't that obvious? ("She's a femme-fatale...")

Similar Artists A pre-pubescent Tom Waits choking on exceedingly dry poultry, more than a decade before discovering demented circus music

Artist History Formerly of Aroostic, Love Minus Zero, Brother Nugget and The Heart of Saturday Night non-fame

Group Members [Note to members: We are now shifting to "Operation Mayhem". Remember rules 1 and 2]

Instruments Vocals, acoustic guitars (6- and 12-string), electric guitars, guitars that don't particularly sound like guitars, basses, harmonicas, violins, percussion, plumbing equipment, waffle irons, wanton pretentiousness

Albums "race records" mostly, in former life as little-known REAL inventor of the "chicago" blues; career tragically cut short by highly-forseeable accident involving inebriation, electricity, and lechery; cry a frickin' river, Don McLean!

Press Reviews "...an unconscionable affront to all honest, God-fearing Americans," Rev. Pat Robertson, The 700 Club; "...one of the most sophomoric attempts at rock and roll to date," Rolling Stone magazine; "His choreography sucks!...yo, wo-r-r-r-d!" Justin Timberlake; "Far too self-deprecatory for my tastes," Abraham H. Maslow

Additional Info Attn. "Devil": Contract is already drawn up (no need to bother with the details); requesting signature... thank you.

Location Long Valley, NJ - USA

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