Artist description Two NYC-raised intellectuals banging away on any instrument they can get their hands on, trying to pack as many words and chords into each song as possible.

Music Style 60's studio experimentation meets 70's artistic pretension meets 80's cheesy synth meets 90's grunge incompetence

Musical Influences Every lousy record we've ever heard. And that's a lot.

Similar Artists Yngwie Malmsteen (except for the guitar playing), Whitney Houston (except for the singing), Bob Dylan (except for the songwriting), Sex Pistols (except for the attitude)

Artist History Cruel fate threw Wilson and Alroy together in the harsh wilds of Portland, Oregon, and our first song was a lament exposing the seedy underbelly of the Malheur County desert, "Fossil Hunter Blues." Over the years, we've moved on to other cities and cheered up a bit, but have continued to chronicle the dark side of the cultural wasteland we affectionately call "the United States of America."

Group Members John Alroy, David B. Wilson

Instruments guitars, bass, keyboards, drum programming

Albums Don't Fuck With Us--We're Rock Critics!

Press Reviews A vast media conspiracy has kept our music from being heard... until now!

Location New York, NY - USA

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