Artist description Like a gazeebo dressed in stilleto heels, a boob tube, and a codpiece made from Bobby Davro's back hair standing by Marks & Spencer's cheese counter shouting, "I'm NOT a gazeebo, my name is Yvonne".

Music Style Is notably absent from the proceedings.

Musical Influences Everything I've ever heard, good or bad, has influenced me in one way or another.

Similar Artists If they sounded like me they wouldn't be popular.

Artist History Despite spending most of my time listening to one sort of instrument or another I'm not blessed with the natural ability necessary to play one. Needless to say I didn't expect to make much use of some music creation software I had recently acquired. But it turns out I have a decent understanding of sound arrangement, but it's frusrating knowing it's always going to be sounds made by other people that I am arranging. It feels a bit like a prosthesis in that it's not as comfortable or attractive as the real thing, but it is, at least, functional and a helluva lot better than nowt.

Group Members theboysharp

Instruments Ejay software, Fruity Loops

Albums 'Quotient'

Press Reviews You're 'avin a larf, aintcha?

Location Birmingham, West Midlands - United Kingdom

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