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Artist description
Yes, It is I, the great lyricist = SingleFileD. Ihave taken a moment from my busy touring scheduleto clear things up. Yes that is right, for all ofmy trillions of fans, who I love and will take abullet for, yes, you too-my first two hit singles,"Milky Twilight" and "In Da Ghetto" are availableand ready to be placed into your CD Players CDtray and the button will be pushed to start themup and you will be listening to some qualitygrooves. So contact me for these wonderfully excellant items of greatness. Now, you wouldexpect to pay $300, or even $400 for these soundsof brilliance, and believe me, it's well worth itfor the value you recieve, but you won't be paying$400, or even $300 for this superlative mix of funky beats and bollosticating sounds, you won'tbe paying $200, $100, or even $50 for this fantastic 2-CD set. No, if you call today, youwill recieve these classic CD's for only 12 easy of $67.96, you will recieve, well, me in a creatively packaged, 2-CD set. And if you orderin the next ten minutes, and promise to tell afriend, then you will recieve the vegetableslicer, chopper, dicer, mincer,julian-addition ready, garbage-pickin, field-goalkickin, Philadelphia phenomenon, at no extracharge...what a deal! So act now, this offer willnot last long. And to all my fans, I love YOU! Now, if we could, a moment of silence for the greatly missed, whose life was tragically cut short, the man who I simply called "the FATone"...Mr. Doggy D. Diamond. You will be missed.And to all my fans...I love you!Good Night! |
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Music Style
horrorcore dirty south hardcore rap without words |
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Musical Influences
fishnet jon and the queerbaits, juvenile, puff daddy, vanilla ice, the callus unklez, n 'sync, the backstreet boys, sixpence none the richer |
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Similar Artists
the great white puff daddy |
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Artist History
Like I was saying, make sure you put a dash, NOT an underscore between backstreet and boys in my email address! And I know what you're all thinking (you might not so I'll explain it)...you're thinking "Well, why in the name of Dugrico Brashaddo would his address be Backstreet boys rather than those five hott brothers N'Sync?!? And to that I will answer. Yes, it is true that N'Sync is more talented than the Backstreet boys, it's just that one of the Backstreet Boys has six toes on his left foot on the right part of his left leg. And what I do to determine my address is simply multiply the number of members in the group times the sum of all the members hands and feet, and then I multiply that by the sum of all the members toes and fingers (not including thumbs, 'cause that would just be weird!) and the higher of the two groups is CLEARLY the one I will choose as my email address. So let's do that shall we...The Backstreet Boys formula is as follows...5*20*91=6,746,8423.60! The N'Sync formula is as follows...5*20*90=9,000! By looking at these numbers, it is obvious as to why I chose Backstreet Boys rather than N'Sync to represent the great lyricist SinglFileD! By my CD and love me forever! Peace OuT. ~P.I.M.P. |
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Group Members
Single File D |
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Instruments
stuff |
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Albums
Rapping Without Rhyming, My Bitch Is In Yo Shit, Git Offa My Grill Before I Pop Ya One, Lil SkeezE. |
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Press Reviews
"Wow, this shit is HOT! This shit is SMOKIN! I mean this shit is like, SMOKIN' HOT! When SingleFile D personally sent me an autographed copyof his upcoming full length release (the title ofwhich I can not disclose at this time unfortunately)I was like, oh great... another white boy from thinkshe can make it big as a rapper cause he's from daghetto, but THEN I listened to the shit right!?AND IT IS OFF DA HOOK!? dear god, OFF DA FUCKINHOOK MAN!!!! I mean deep down im really just a whiteboy too, (well maybe a bit of a south-pacific islanderreally, but I do NOT have a small penis) but I knowwhats up, and dis shit is OFF DA HOOK!!" --Jonathon Rochester, Hot Music Monthly |
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Location
seattle, wa - USA |
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