Music Style Alternative Rock

Similar Artists Guster

Artist History .... When last we left, Strenis Jr. was crushed up to his testes by a steamroller, whenirridescant light penetrated the room. Henry enjoyed being so well lit for once in his life, since he had spent his whole life in the shadows, so naturally, he spent 9 minutes fancying his new apperance in a mirror. He knew then and there that the Takertoothy had spoken, and he was to form not one band, but one band with many side projects. He often thought of a girl, but his thoughts were turning into deranged skribblings of large cartoon animals copulating to audiences of unpainted clowns. LIttle did he know that the side projects to be formed would reach the stature that they would. For he alone, he was destined to form such legacies as Bannanas and Turds, The Lucious Young Buns (who's truimphant debut album was instantly destroyed when Henry had a tragic fit of conscience), and the Deciduous Pubes. As the prophecies had fortold, Henry scoured the lands of Dundalk to find his teamates with whom he would form the afformentioned duos. He began to study the teachings of one called Danko, who had said, The seasons change, but the reasons stay the same. Copiously enough, as if it weren't already, he found a dirty whore, who not only gave him gas, but formed with him, the duo known as Bannanas and Turds, who would later write an ode to their father. Through the wisdom of Danko, he realized the he must seek the famed Nuttoks/Buttoks songwriting powerhouse to aid him in his quest for songwriting fame.

Group Members Johnathan Q ButtocksStruttoxJudros Judros Gali Henrificus Strenis Jr.Jimpy the Wonder SlavePhilbert United Nuttox

Location Baltimore, MD - USA

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