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    Artist description
    Eclectic.
    Music Style
    As wet and as sticky as the first time you explored your own secret hot spots with crazy glue
    Musical Influences
    Big Daddy Dick and the Dildoes, Puff Daddy, Cannibal Corpse, Amorphis, Abba, Yngwie Malmsteen, Ac/Dc, the Bee Gees, Garey Hoey, Green Jelly, Kid Rock, A Tribe Called Quest, Toto, The guys who wrote the theme songs to facts of life, charles in charge and three's company, Don Dokken, Stryper, Dark Throne, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Traditional and folk Ethiopian and Yugoslavic influences, The sound it makes when performing lewd acts with animals such as howler monkeys, ferrets, ferris bueller, and the elusive three toed sloth, Camp Beaver Lake, Geriatric Park, Bi-laddin, Dichabod Crane in Seepy Swallow, Debbie does Hawaii, Iowa, Texas and the remaining continental unted states. Any movie starring Thunderthighs or Ron Jeremy, and Kevin Bacon/The Bacon Brothers. Dont forget Badd4Good, Kid'n'Play, Digital Underground, Right Said fred, Slaughter(Stick it to ya), Mr Big and last but not least Anything by Fred Durst... We love you fred, we miss you, and our hot times together!
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    Limb Bizkit, Orgy, Marilyn Manson, Doobie Brothers, Twisted Sister, Toto, John Tesh, Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Carcass, Dismember, Bush, Green Day, Paradise Lost, Save Ferris, Blink 182
    Artist History
    Colonel Perverts Secret Recipe: About 30 minutes, some talented sexual deviants, 1 handgun,a VERY Amourous sheep, two needles, Vapo-rub, assorted rubbergoods and lunchmeats, 20 years of pent up agression, a wasted childhoodlittered with pornography and dangerously lined with youthful alcohlism,drug addiction, masturbation, a veritable cornucopia of midget beatings,Attaching two(2) pairs of electrodes to lobster genetalia, Unintended diaper rash andTriscuits.
    Group Members
    Three Members, 6 all together(if you know what i mean!)Colonel Pervert - High strung string strokerMayor Mc Sleaze - Pounding that tightly stretched skinLt. Chet Washington - Hittin' deep to da low 'G'
    Instruments
    play em all the time thanks...
    Albums
    ...The Laundromat...
    Press Reviews
    "....disgusting!...it...was...worth...listening...to..."- Brian Denehy -Misqoute Weekly
    Additional Info
    mail us at colonel_perv@hotmail.com
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA - USA

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