Artist description We are a small town band that has absorbed a varitey of influences but cannot do any of them well. We have blended together several styles into an unbearable mix of unpleasantness. There is no way to describe how badly we suck. Do not let your children or any elderly person listen to this music. Do not let yourself listen to this music. Some of our songs may not be that bad.

Music Style Rock, Funk, Alternative, Metal, Rage,Smooth

Musical Influences Metallica, Simon & Garfunkel, Soul Coughing, Beatles, The Cure, Pantera, Sex Pistols

Similar Artists Nobody! We don't sound like anyone! Really! Listen if you want proof....

Artist History I put out an add in the newpaper. Dave called me and we met for cheeseburgers. At first, he though I was going to steal his stuff. At first, I thought a lot about stealing his stuff. In fact, I took one of his guitar picks and still have it in my bathroom. We don't really like each other very much. The first time we played, I used glue sticks as drum sticks. But there was magic there. OK there was no magic. Then my Dave went into a U-bank and started a conversation with one of the tellers. Her husband was a skinny, bald bass player. He is really pretty cool. We both like him. But I don't think he likes us. He started playing with us, and we thought he was good. I started singing. I have not stopped singing but I should. We all wound up moving into the same town. My guitar player had two kids, I went back to school and our bass player went to work at a strip club. We have played in front of other human beings on 3 occasions. One of which was in the dark. Never ever ever play at Coos bay. They are mean there. We now rehearse about twice a month. Oh yeah, we recorded an album in some guys garage in one day. Our name was undercurrent until we signed on tonight April 19th. We saw that there was another band named Undercurrent, so we changed our name. Me and the guitar player, with his son sitting on his lap. We changed it to The Undermen. Not that anyone will ever care. If you are even reading this far, you must be bored or a total psychotic. I wanted to add that you must be a loser, but my guitar player wont let me. He doesn't want to scare you off. So don't worry, you are not a loser. Unless you really are a loser, in which case, you are a loser....LOSER! I can't belive this is going to be on the internet. If you are from China and you are reading this, please e-mail me. is it true that you are an oppressed people laboring under the false illusion of communist ideology or is that all a bunch of hooey? How much tea is there in your country anyway? Here ends the sermon.

Group Members David Sobel-Guitar/Vocals/Producer/Manager/Spiritual Advisor James Clay: Drums/Vocals (barely) psychologist wannabe, Hypnotist (really) Darrell Orendorff: Bassist/ The cool one in the band/ Ninja MF

Instruments Guitar/Bass/Drum Power Trio

Albums Undercurrent (we named it before we new about the other band)

Press Reviews ARE YOU KIDDING!?

Additional Info Pity Us!

Location Salem, OR - USA

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