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Artist description
Raised in the depths of the African Jungle,
deeper than anyone has ever dared to enter,
is a man - A BIG BAD BLACK MAN THAT'S GONNA
COME AND GET YA!
The moral of the story? Beats the hell outta me! |
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Music Style
House & Tribal |
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Musical Influences
Yes, Rush, House Club Music |
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Similar Artists
Play the tracks and find out! |
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Artist History
About my background:
I am of Royal Descent, from a very ancient
family (circa 1976) who was brought up and raised
as King from his inherited tribe in the darkest,
funkiest depths of Africa.
There, in the dense African Jungle, I rule with
my people, being prepared for the day in which
I will emerge forth and bring the nations together
under one roof called House.
Our philosophers of ages past understood the
phenomenon of musical evolution and have forseen
the birth of Disco and the evolution of the Afro.
Yes, the Afro. That mystical God given power
source of the soul in which if you are ever
robbed of it, you will no longer be able to dance.
And if you attempt to dance, you will have wished
you had never did. (Afro pick sold seperately) |
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Group Members
My tribe is comprised of myself and my two funky servants, Shiquita and Black Coconut. |
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Instruments
Pure digital recording using studio software |
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Albums
The Man From A.F.R.O. |
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Press Reviews
REUTERS - Poor guy thinks he's black!
CNN - He's sick! There is no other way to describe him!
THE AFRICAN DAILY- We wish to formally disclose that this man is a fraud, he is not of Royal descent nor does he rule over a tribe in which we can only assume is situated somewhere in the center of the African Continent.
THE LONDON TIMES - What complete and utter rubbish! The absurdity of his biography can only be described as delusional.
GOD - So, he thinks he's funny! I'll show him funny... Son, hand me mine book of life and the liquid paper.
GEORGE BUSH: Twenty-Five years ago, an evil was brought forth to our great state, disguised in the form of music. Disco music started to emerge from our cities in the mid-seventies and we were all mislead to believe that it would expand our musical horizons and enhance our nightlife. However, its true purpose was as of yet to be revealed. Self-Indulgent behaviour gripped our nation and we were plauged with cocaine running rampant in our streets, an environment that encouraged the development of a cultural cess-pool, in which a new potent strain of homosexuality was emerging, warping our fragile Christian minds. I cannot even begin to mention the millions that were traumatized by years of bad fashion and exagerrated hair styles.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, citizens, Americans. We were unprepared by this insidous attack from the African Republic known as 'MooMoo'. They chose to strike at a time when we were unprepared but I tell you this now; we will strike at a time of our own choosing and we shall come with great vengence. Simply put: We will find them, we will smoke them out of their tribes and we will set them running. |
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Location
Wala Wala, Central African Republic of MooMoo - Netherlands |
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