Artist description pop music for the insane or retarded, punk music for people who hate punk rock, and who hate fat people........RANT#1_hey, what happened to mp3.com? wasn't this a service for poor, starving independent artists? not some corporate tool for some big business fucker like eminem to move an extra thousand units atop the seven million that woman-bashing fuckhead already gets? or for some corporate sponsered "star" like that april loogie girl to pretend like she's some kind of talented artist? man, this is why music is so fucking lame these days. fuck mp3.com. those fuckers.

Music Style american fuck rock

Musical Influences Sonic Youth, Steppenwolf, Shellac, Rapeman, Big Black, Husker Du, Black Flag,the Germs, Mission of Burma, Public Image Limited, Kraftwerk, Descendents, Mogwai, Radiohead, Ornette Coleman, Black Sabbath, Boston, the Gits, Ol' Dirty Bastard, and defintiely Puddle of Mudd, the Nirvana of the Pepsi generation:)

Similar Artists The Germs, Sex Pistols, Fear, Sonic Youth, Husker Du, Pixies, Black Flag, Mogwai (note: influences are for all our music, not just the songs represented here

Artist History RANT#2_Osiris began in 3 b.c., originally fronted by Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, after Jesus's unfortunate overdose, the band needed a new singer. They decided to forgo any chance of progress or success and picked the worst singer they could find. That way, a bunch of poseurs in shitty wannabe cockrocker bands could trash Osiris's production values and lack of dick soloing (fingertaps with yr dick, i think EVHalen invented it, or randy roads, ynwegie malstein uses it i've heard) . Someday Osiris hopes to be loved and adored by snobby record store clerks (aka angry failed indie musicians, as opposed to the failed metal musicians at every fucking guitar store on the fucking face of the planet) everywhere and influence kids to start doing drugs, cause terrorism rocks, kids!

Group Members Cristobal the Dirty Mick: vocals, guitar, bass; Germany: drums, backing vocals; Hansson: guitar, talent; the invisible Pepe': el bass con las fritos con queso y nachos azules

Instruments sousaphone, baritone, clarinet, piccolo, bassoon, viola, washboard, timpani, tuba, trombone, violin, trumpet, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, bass guitar, double bass, drum set, snare drum, bass drum, cymbals, drum machine, keyboard, piano, organ, recorder, glockenspiel, synthesizer, dijeredoo(is that spelled right?), ass bongos, and ynwengie malmsteen dick solos

Albums http://osiris1027.iuma.com

Press Reviews "Good music-" a complete moron......"I hate you fucking assholes. You don't sound anything like Pearl Jam or Korn, what's the point?" Suzie J. Teenybopper,of the Carson Daly Rules Weekly Magazine............"This is why dirty poor people shouldn't play music; if you cant get money from your moms and dads to buy some marshall stacks, what's the point, really? Fucking faggotts!" Kenneth K. Kickenhymer, The Too Hardcore For Words Indie Bi-Weekly Supplement............."How can they be a punk band without having a skateboard sneaker sponsor or getting naked on stage or a song about how much we hate all the popular kids? That's just not punk, man-" Erin Pye, Jr., Tattoed Toddlers Magazine......"i cried into my mother's favorite pillow, but that's usually what i do after i masterbate-" Emo-For-A-Day of the Month Owing Everying to Ian MacKaye Weekly Daily, Nevin Cambellapoca

Additional Info we've decided to become an emo band....just so sick of all this angst and noise, sometimes i just need to cry, you know? plus i just got this nifty sweater vest for christmas, also, i'm getting lessons on how to cry onstage from the dashbored professional guy. and the new found worry guy with the douchebag vanilla ice-esque haircut is teaching me how to sing completely through my nose, man

Location Webster, Massachusetts - USA

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