Artist description Fiona stared wistfully at her shoelaces, and tried to imagine a time when the cat didn't control her every move. What an elaborate chessgame they played! No matter how she tried to rearrange office resources and materials, that cat would be there to stop her - even to keep her from making points with Mr. Folsom. But though she loathed this feline, she would welcome him into her arms, and into her bed each evening. She would stroke his silken fur and whisper to him, "There there, sweet prince... I have plenty of olives for you." None were happier in these moments.

Music Style The sound of dead astronauts.

Musical Influences The greatest music the world has to offer.

Similar Artists I sound exactly like God. Exactly.

Artist History Another swift strike against his temple, but this time no blood flowed. It had been several hours, and Yuri wiped the sweat from his brow. Something about this planet hit him in a rather odd place. It wasn't the damp, spongy ground, nor the steely blue eyes everyone here seemed to carry in their pockets. It was a deeper, inchoate thing he felt. He smiled, and picked up the pipe for another swat at his brother.c

Group Members Tim Maloney

Instruments The Hammer of the Gods.

Albums Too many to list.

Press Reviews "Brilliant! Tim Maloney will eventually return to his lucrative studies!" - Bait & Tackle Quarterly "Shocking! I have never heard anything like it! My body vibrates with pleasure just remembering that I had an experience something like listening to this music!" Ron Glassworks, Daily Ron "Aieee! Hose me down!" - Ari Fleischer, Press Secretary for the President "Somebody, please kill me!" - George W. Bush, functional moronn

Additional Info Only the secret initaites know the full catalog.

Location Los Angeles, CA - USA

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