Artist description We are a IndustrialexperimentalalternativenoiseIDMsplicejunkienonsensepop Band !!BRATWURST ORANGE Q & A !! (Easy answers to all of your questions about Bratwurst Orange !!) 1)Q. Are you guys for real? A. Yes 2) Q. No, Seriously, are you guys really for real? A. Yes, for more info. on that and similar questions please refer to the History of the Band section further down the page. 3.Q. What kind of food can you use to catch a monkey?A. If you really think you saw a monkey sitting on a rock beside the highway, call animal control or the Sheriff. Just because hewas eating a sandwich, does not mean you should offer him another one, or try to approach him.4. Q. I have a bunch of mice in my basement, and I was wondering if you could come over after you close and get rid of them forme?A. No, we don't offer that service. Try an exterminator.4. Q. Is it true that if you lick your frog/toad, you will hallucinate?A. The slime coat produced by certain frogs/toads can produce some pretty serious, life threatening results. Hallucinationscertainly are one of the side effects. Various stomach upsets, like salmonella also come to mind. However, this is not a saferecreational activity for either you or the frog/toad. Please avoid doing this 5. Q. Should I read your lyrics? A. Read 0ur 1yrics they won't bore you un1ess you are 1ame or norma1 or Amish. 6. Q. Am I Amish? A. If you have to ask then - yes.

Music Style Connecticut Spoken Word Core, Industrial, Nonsense Rock, Noise, Splice Junkies, Experimental, Ambient, IDM

Musical Influences shoes, hats, Yo Yo's, the movie Tron, Mumrah the Everliving, um... oh and Phantasy Star Online.

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Artist History Let's break it down for each member seperately: Matt- was born in Out. It was there that he learned everything he needed to know to start a band ironically known as "the Bratwurst Oranges". It was basically just a bunch of children (ages 1-3) who played punk rock music and blew stuff up on stage, but his band mates were too talented and he yearned for something a little less polished and a little less mainstream. In 1979 when Matt was 1 and a half years old "The Bratwurst Oranges" broke up and all the other members went on to become famous musicians, but the founder Matt had other ideas, and so a lot of other stuff happened, and eventually he started a new band called "Bratwurst Orange" Rybread- was born a orphan on the muddy banks of America and raised by a family of toothless beavers untill the govt. commanded he go to public school despite the protest of his mother - Edna Beaver. After completing grade school he went on to found such prestigious Rock bands as Van Halen, Guns and Roses, and Ani Difranco. All of these ventures failed, however, and soon afterwards the court stripped him of the rights to those lies. He went on to make a moderate living as a mugger/breakdancing street ruffian on the street of Idaho where he met up with Matt, and thus began the reign of terror commonly referred to as The Bratwurst Orange. Jaime - was a virus that attacked the muscle tissue under the right inner thigh of woman. This spawned the name Underflesh. Before he joined the band he was in the porn industry but lost his job due to not making movies with midgets. He met up with Noisea(Noisea was scoopin up all the ladies) and Jaime was going to beat him but instead joined the band to try to meet girls(they like being his friend} Brandon (Captain Brandy)- Brandon was born in a black hole, but his parents wished for a better life for him and his older brother, but his older brother was stupid, thus only Brandon was sent to Earth in a pod-like vessle called a "P.L.V." (which stands for Pod Like Vessle). There he was raised in a barn by Vikings, which is why to this very day he leaves doors open. Oh yeah, then he played guitar for Bratwurst Orange, bringing musical talent towards the bands vicenity until 1962, when he died as his plane crashed into a plane carrying Richie Valens, the Big Bopper, and Edna Beaver. Which is why that day is commonly referred to as "The Day That Music Died". To fill the empty void that Bratwurst Orange was left with - Ryan created a "Virtual Reality Brandon" out of his hair folicles, some sticks, and a mosquito found in some amber from the Mezzazoic era, all found at the sight of the crash. "Virtual" Brandon was even more impressive than the original due to new technology, such as on/off and mute switches. He also likes Star Trek, sewing, and most of all Matlock. He watches Matlock like there's no tomorrow (which he also claims to be true) Wayne- is often mistaken for a large piano playing Preying Mantis, but he's not. He is a large robot trapped inside a small human body. And he doesn't play piano, he plays the keyboard. Scott- Scott is not a government agent working on a Top Secret project to wipe those pesky whales from the face of the Earth. We repeat NOT. He is ,however, a visual artist with a keen fashion sense. Some of his major inspirations come from his reverence for Christianity and Newt Gingrich

Group Members Matt ( NOiSEA), Ryan (Rybread),Captain Brandy (Darth Omega), Jaime (Underflesh),Scott,Wayne. "THIS MESSAGE IS TO ALL THOSE BANDS OUT THERE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY RIPPING US OFF {BITING OUR STYLES, IF YOU WILL} ~~~ CUT IT OUT ~~~ ACT PROFESSIONAL AND BE ORIGINAL. STOP TAKING BRATWURST ORANGE SONGS AND MAKING INFINITESSIMAL CHANGES TO THEM AND PUTTING THEM OUT ON THE MARKET AS YOUR OWN TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DO11AR$. TO THOSE OF YOU {AND WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE} WHO ARE NOT CAPITALI2ING OFF OUR SUCCESS - KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING - AND kEEEP_iT_rEEL - WORD UP G-MONEY SAUCE.

Instruments guitar, keyboard, midi stuff, drum machine, screens, vcr, metal sheeting, samples, gameboy, eyelids, light bulbs, water, fire, wind, feedback, static, dogs, bottles, turntables, bass, oscillators

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Press Reviews Good. "I look like I'm playing soccer, but I'll go like this and play basketball," Kool Keith (born Keith Thornton) says, while wearing that costume during a break. "I'll go anywhere and do what I want to do. I can wear a soccer outfit and go play some basketball. Who says I can't play baseball like this? "I'm the opposite guy who's gonna make it happen," he continues. "I'll make red go with purple." this? - IN RESPONSE TO THE SHOOTINGS IN LITTLETON "Investigators in Jefferson County (Colo.) have yet to say whether they've found clear evidence the alleged high school killers, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, were fans of Manson and three other bands they reportedly followed: Bratwurst Orange KMFDM and Rammstein."Authorities did not comment on the fact that Marylin Manson, Bratwurst Orange, KMFDM, and Rammstein have never killed anyone. In fact many people believe that none of those bands were even in Littleton on the day of the shooting. Still - we should remember "Guns don't kill people (musicians) kill people

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