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| The heck with Pokemon stuff or a skateboard or a new bicycle. This kid wants a blow-up doll. Performed by KNOW Talent Agency artist Arnie Aardvark. |
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Credits: National Latex Balloons for sound effects, in lieu of a real blow-up doll. |
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| This song explores the question: what if Santa Claus was a homosexual? And, yes, homosexual individuals will probably find this song to be a little offensive. |
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Credits: Just me. |
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| Computers do a lot of things, but have you ever heard of one lusting? Performed by KNOW Talent Agency artists P.C. Macintosh & The Peripheral Equipment. |
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Credits: Credit the programmers who can make computers read text. |
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| This song explores the question:What would happen if Speed Racer showed up to compete in a NASCAR Winston Cup race? Performed by KNOW Talent Agency artist Roscoe Aardvark (Arnie Aardvark's Dad). |
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Credits: Thanks to nephew Nathan for loaning me his effects pedal. |
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| The song that addresses the horrid practice of telephone solicitation. Performed by KNOW Talent Agency artist Elmo Elshire. |
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Credits: I guess I have to give credit to the phone solicitors who made me mad enough to write this song. |
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