Captain Can and His Five-Star Avengers are no more. Click here to learn about the next phase, The Mighty Applewhites.

From Cobras to Hitchhikers to crazy french homeless people with tattered cravats, Captain Can and his Five-Star Avengers had many a story to tell. People often wondered what exactly the Five-Star Avengers were all about, why they did what they did, and what made them think that an empty Coca-Cola can was talking to them.

Sadly, the Captain was killed in a freak recycling accident. The Five-Star Avengers, as crushed emotionally as the Captain was physically, could not continue as they were. So listen to the music and celebrate the memory of the Captain.

After you're done listening to the Five Star Avengers, visit the Robot Carnival of Dr. Isoceles!

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"The Real Song" genre: Acoustic
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	A slow ballad that is reminiscent of the Beatles for some reason or another...
	CD: 1.0 Credits: Dingus McGee - Vocals, guitar, El Toothpicko - Backing Vocals, guitar, bass
"Bowels of the Cobra" genre: General Comedy
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	YOU MUST BOW TO THE COBRA IN THE BOWELS OF THE COBRA!!!! (yes, the outro part to this song is missing, because El Toothpicko screwed it up, he promises to fix it real soon)
	CD: 1.0 Credits: El Toothpicko - Vocals, guitar, bass, Dingus McGee - Guitar, Backing Vocals, Mid-Song talkdown, Dr. Isoceles - Keyboard, Backing Vocals, Citizen Javert - Wacky intro/outtro, backing vocals
"Last Track, End Credits" genre: General Comedy
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	It has a supar-secret part!!!1!!
	CD: 1.0 Credits: El Toothpicko - Guitar, Dingus McGee - Guitar, Captain Can and His 5-Star Avengers - Conversation, Rubber Biscuit - Rock Song

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