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| Bad fishie. You've been warned. |
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: NOAA |
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| Are you on the run? |
CD: ???
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Ye Ole Shotgunne |
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| Just when you thought transmission ended... |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Dang, way too much TCM in my diet... |
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| Sometimes I think it'd be fun to skip like a rock across a lake. I think I would bounce at least twice. |
CD: None
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: 10 finger arpeggiator |
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| The stroke must go up before it comes down. |
CD: ???
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: 5.7 L Inline V-12 |
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| I've always wanted to music for a merry-go-round. Here it is. |
CD: ??? (the suspense is killing me...)
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: horsie |
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| Ah, the sound of a Casio is a beautiful thing. Now, I just need to finish assembling the new studio so I can do it justice. |
CD: The next one... whatever it is
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: E-Licious! |
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| In memory of "Electronic Sound", R.I.P.G.H. -sigh- |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: What the sun does when it arrives. |
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| Nothing can ever be as romantic as Radio Shack. |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: 128 |
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| Don't burn up reentering the atmosphere |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Sheebang! That thar rocket shur launches far... |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: everything's better with butter |
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| The cabin will pressurize as we bring you up to altitude. |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: embark, steeply climb up |
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| Grungefunkyhardrockkillerness. I don't know, I really don't want to play the genre game anymore... Recorded Summer, 1999 |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: So eu |
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| What's with this Asian-Pacific fixation I've got going on? |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Summation, addition, quotation, abstraction |
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| "Hello, is this Mexico? ...Ack! Pandaemonium! |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: ...whoooooosssshhhh.... |
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| Man, some days you hit the skids. |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: linoleum rubber-maid hand combs. |
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| Hello, cosmic citizens and all you wonderful groovy people. Lets go way up. |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: amplifiers are nice device appliances |
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| It's the fair hair japanese machine come to save the day... Let us all cheer, cheer, cheer for joy! Obong! |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Itche Knee San She Go Rokou Kou Jou |
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| Bouncy... I like galloping rhythms, hence the decision to put this song under experimental... Someone want to tell me what genre this is? Recorded Spring, 1999 |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: My computer played a major part in the production of this song. |
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| Ghetto got you down? Then do the Duck Walk! |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Yup, we're getting a signal in Southeast Asia... |
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| A bit of TSOP (minus the strings... I need a good synth) for the West Coast... The best view in Los Angeles is to be had in the 105 carpool lane. |
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CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Man, those are high stars. |
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| I got some new toys. Hmmm... Think Rufus Thomas (Funky Chicken) + Idris Muhammed (on Fire Eater). A little jam to show what's in the works... |
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Yes, I only used one mic on the drums. |
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| When you go up the hill with a group, chances are they'll be on your back when you come back down. |
CD: ???
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: 1500 Mile East |
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| And that's too bad. |
CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Le Hotclube de Pasadena |
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| "Aww, how adorable! Look what Junior did with the sample CD!" |
CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: ga ga go go beat beat |
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| Who could be jamming Kevore's signals? The next CD is about to be released... |
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CD: ...Coming Soon...Coming Soon... (I promise)
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: May we praise D.I. forever and ever, amen. |
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| Meow. This one goes out to all the kitties. James Bond, beware of the Polar Cat... |
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Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Look out, it's a vamp on T! |
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| listen to dem drums.... The soul of the islands. |
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Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: No, I don't want fries with that |
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| Sometimes you've got to bug out. |
MP3.com CD: Loss of Signal - buy it!
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Check levels, good. All is operating smoothly, good. |
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| "We'd like to play a special number for all you moms and pops out there. We like to think that Poser's Kitchen plays more than just hard rock... This is, and we'll play, 'Point Dume'" |
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CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: have fun with this moody funk sort of piece |
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| This is it, calling all funksters and funkers and the like, we need you now! Kill limp drums! Kill bad slap bass! Kill the jazz funk that is neither! Avante! |
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CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Calling all cars, calling all cars... |
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| The street, not the state. Located in beautiful South Central, California, Vermont is a mix in and of itself, stretching from the 'hood through various -towns (like Koreatown) up 'till it deadends into Franklin and the Hollywood Hills. We at Poser's Kitchen like diversity. |
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CD: Punk Funk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: two dregs |
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| Featuring the sultry voice of AubreyMcFate. An equal, might we add, to the great thinkers of our time. Listen loud to hear all the subtleties. |
MP3.com CD: Loss of Signal - buy it!
CD: Punk Funk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Vox: Le Femme McFate |
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| House and Break Beat meet in a dark alley during a Men Without Hats concert. luckily, both are on X... Recorded Feb. 21, 2000. Song of the Week, week starting Feb. 21, 2000 |
CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: "Nice glove..." (from Yellow Submarine) |
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| Based on a poem I wrote while sitting at the Dell Taco on Fig at 28th st. The poem is posted under the "song lyrics" link above. Song of the Week, Feb. 14, 2000. Recorded Feb. 13, 2000 |
MP3.com CD: Loss of Signal - buy it!
CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: A hip, hop, hippity hippity doo bop bang. |
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| ...and jerryrigged. Heh, I was waiting until I had access to a drum kit to start releasing the new crop of funk songs, but this one just couldn't wait. Most fun when loud. Recorded Feb. 6, 2000. |
CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: A skippidyblippidy be bo bop bam! |
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| ...We all know what those "boy bands" are all about. We dedicate this one to them. Lyrical credits go to the incomporable Bran Gryphan. Recorded Feb. 5, 2000. Song of the Week, week starting Feb. 7, 2000 |
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CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Me:Sonics Him:Verbics |
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| I am not the victim, nor am I a slave in this mad mad world. Take that! Recorded Jan.22 2000. Song of the Week: Week beginning Jan 24, 2000 |
CD: PunkFunk
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: My trash is made from the lives of others |
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| War Is Bad! Darnit, war is really bad... One nite, while on a cool-aid trip, I saw the reality of our universe, and wahlah! This song popped out. Recorded circa fall, 1999 |
CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Tropical Punch, it's my favorite flavor |
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| Title track off of album of the same name. Live guitar and bass groove over drum loop - one direction the genre could go... Recorded Fall, 1999 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: In the grand scheme of things, it was Darwin's fault. |
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| You supply the last name. There was a time in America when GFPM fuled the bedside dreams of every lonerboy with glam glitz glitter and cash. Recorded Summer, 1997 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Shoot me |
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| One day I felt like Bruce (the E street slacker)... Yeah, anyway, so this came out. Hope you enjoy it. Recorded Fall, 1997 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: streams came crawling with muses. |
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| This song suggests a film, not the other way around. Recorded Summer, 1994 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Guitar, Amp, Delay pedal - that's it, I promise (and a secret trick...) |
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| ...?? I forgot about this little piece, but it has enough of me in it that I thought "hey, why not". No, Tom Morello does not play on this track (I've never met him). Recorded fall, 1997 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: A little too much rage for more than one half-finished song |
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| Written for the game of the same name... (I think there's a playstation game with that name, but no, it's not that one...) Anyway, good music to race psychadelic. Recorded Summer, 1997 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: The usual suspects. |
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| This ain't yo fatha's techno... Stomp-in-my-sandbox improv. done on a U220 that I borrowed from a friend. Yum. Recorded Summer, 1997 |
CD: Glitter
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Blessed was the day we were give more than two tracks |
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| The first of three parts for a film I scored... The story is a revamping of Jack and the Beanstock. Recorded Spring, 1999. Song of the week: Week starting Dec. 27 |
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CD: Caution: Orange
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: well, alright... It was late, and I had to stay.. |
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| ...Jack, continued... You know, not ALL film music is classical. Recorded Fall, 1999. Song of the week: Week starting Jan. 3, 2000 |
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: I did it with my bare hands. |
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| ...and the end. The movie should be interesting (clocking in at a grand total of 15 minutes...) Recorded spring, 1999. Song of the week: Week Starting Jan. 10, 2000 |
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Don't look at me in that tone of voice. |
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| A more refined funk jam (refined meaning better sound quality). Recorded fall, 1999 |
CD: Caution: Orange
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Yup, it was me again |
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| If you saw my apartment, you'd understand why this song sounds so clausterphobic. I once visited the former residence of Franz Kafka... I understand "Metamorphasis" much better now. His apartment was smaller than mine. Recorded fall, 1998 |
CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: I did everything. That drum loop, by the way, is NOT sampled. |
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| .. Beware of orange. That's yours truly on the skins... Tho the drums are actually loops. I need to learn to play drums better... Recorded fall, 1999 |
CD: Derivative
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: ...there was this guy, and he made music... |
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| I think slide guitar should be used more in funk. I'm outta town for awhile, so I'm going to upload the weekly songs a bit in advance. Recorded Winter, 1999. Song of the week: Week Starting Dec. 20, 1999 |
CD: Caution: Orange
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: I picked the green stuff growing in my fridge. |
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| Well... Many great funk songs exist about chickens. Since the word "funk" derives from slang for body odor, I assume that chickens must stink. They also walk funny, but that's another issue... This is a jam. A studio clean version is forthcoming. Recorded Fall, 1999 |
CD: Caution: Orange
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: I did this. |
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| Excuse the genre ignorance... Where does this fit? I don't know... Anyway, this one is, like, this: You're walking down the street of a small town, in the winter, at sunset. the sky is very red and you smell wood smoke. Strange feelings of longing, comfort, and unidentified emotions fill you with... yeah. Recorded Summer, 1997 |
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CD: Caution: Orange
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: drum machine, four track, effects processor |
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| Yeah... A song I did a long time ago for a songwriting showcase. The band was a hire-a-band, whose name and composition I've long since forgotten. Well, if they're out there, please e-mail me so I can give you due credit. Recorded Spring, 1994 |
CD: Not available on cd - hey, I'd feel bad about making money off of these guys...
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: Andrew Plewe - Lead Guitar, Vocals Backing Band - Everything else |
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| Recorded Summer, 1999. Song of the week: Week starting Jan. 17, 2000 |
Label: Poser's Kitchen
Credits: he did it, it wasn't my fault... |
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