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The Concubines: relentlessly adult, unapologetically
MOR, and absolutely brimming with love. Desiconian
Warlords encircle the Pyschic Lasarium of Vulvanthia
setting it aflame. Fecund, 6th dimensional telepaths
fling excretia tinged voodoo to dull the bloodied swords.
Limbs scattered about the rocks, like Absyrtus, prove
difficult to fight on. Fighting persists, however,
erroneously perceived as some kind of ritual to renew
youth. All is chaos until Blado, the three breasted
Sea-Queen, mates with Charon five times, producing five
sons; four in the exact image of Phil (Philthy Animal)
Taylor, with the fifth and final son being Phil Lynott
reincarnated. Meanwhile Olestra, my Zemblan child-bride,
shrieks as she inadvertantly dents my hoof while playing
footsie during lunch.
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| The sordid details of the dating habits of Tarantula-Face. |
CD: I've Tried Subtlety
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| His chances of successfully woo-ing women completely thwarted by a dull upbringing and
halitosis. |
CD: I've Tried Subtlety
Credits: The Concubines |
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| His pectorals like muffin tops, twitch in the reflection of the waffle iron. She never followed through... |
CD: I've Tried Subtlety
Credits: The Concubines |
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