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Out of the east, borne on
the heat of missiles, a great and terrible storm arose. Thick
black clouds of toxic fumes slowly sucked the oxygen out of the
atmosphere as flames licked the surface of the earth. There was
much whimpering and defecation.
From deep within the maelstrom emerged the Pig of the Acopalypse,
beedy red eyes aglow with malice as he surveyed his domain. Great
pendulous testicles dragged the ground as he went, obliterating
vast tracts of real estate; amusement parks, minimalls, seats
of government and glorious houses of worship - all were reduced
to rubble without distinction. Whole multitudes were buried beneath
the falling tons of catastrophic pig shit.
And it came to pass that a design like unto the flag of a great
nation was observed upon the pigs' pigskin upholstery, whereupon
commenced a frantic building of altars in tribute to the pig,
whose puckered anus farted forth all manner of nickels and dimes
and quarters, which the happy survivors scurried to collect, seemingly
unbothered by the stench which arose from this legal tender.
(And now a message from
our sponsor . . .)
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Who are these enemies you have made for us? |
CD: Green Brain (forthcoming)
Label: b3nt m3dia
Credits: Richard Sellers, guitars, basses, tapes, samples. |
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Based on liner notes for an obscure CD compilation written four years ago. |
CD: The Green Brain (forthcoming)
Label: b3nt m3dia
Credits: Richard Sellers, guitar, basses, tapes, samples, text. |
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