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| For years, Uncle Dave has been unable to come up with an instrumental
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| This song reminds me of a typewriter I used to have; it had no "L". Sorry. Featuring Lenny P on sax and Yo Mama on cello. |
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| After a hard day of gathering winter fuel, Uncle Dave likes to pound out some barrelhouse blues on the old Steinway, accompanied by "Traps" the Christmas elf on drums and "Stretch" the bass-playing Christmas angel. |
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| This song has become quite popular lately, but everyone does a huge, overblown arrangement for it. I've done a small, underblown setting for woodwinds and harp. |
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| Like you, I had always thought that the name of this song was "Up on the Rooftop". Apparently, we were wrong. Up-tempo bop. |
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| I contacted dead baroque composers to help write this piece through the process of MIDI-channelling. |
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| Laissez les bontemps de Noel rouler! Xmas in New Orleans. |
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| See if this arrangement doesn't somehow evoke the spirit of Christmas in San Francisco now that I've suggested it to you. |
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| Salsa with "Cool Ranch" flavor. |
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| Deck the halls with Bo's of Diddley and your Christmas will not fade away, Buddy. Or, if you prefer, I want candy cane. |
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| Solo piano |
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| You know, where they used to make all that steel. Mid-tempo jazz. |
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| Schubert's beautiful melody is kidnapped by synthesizers and held hostage in a huge cavern near Sedona, Arizona. |
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| Musicologists speculate that this English hymn, better known as "Greensleeves", was introduced to the residents of the Ivory Coast by Christian missionaries in the early part of the 19th century. |
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| The striking similarities between these two yuletide carols offer incontrovertible proof that Christmas carols were written by ancient astronauts. What other possible explanation could there be? |
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| Be on the lookout for fake Salvation Army bands; thousands are taken in by this scam every year. |
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| Nothin' but strings, beautiful strings. Just like the "Psycho" soundtrack. |
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| Berlin to Bavaria and back. |
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| I found this music box lying in the street. Luckily, I was able to record it before it finally flew into a thousand pieces. I guess I wound it a little tight. |
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| Beloved Christmas song meets the bass drum from hell. |
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| ...and struck the Earth with colossal force! |
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| Zippy synth sounds! |
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| Peace and Love version |
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