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For all those concerned, and you keep asking me, so SOMEONE must be, an official Vomitron site is STILL in the works, along with some new tunes, but for the time being, the songs will be posted on www.iuma.com due to MP3.com bailing. You shall be updated as events occur!!
UPDATE: EY2003,M8.D19.H20.M10.S42.F423 - (begin transmission)
Okay all u metalitrons listen up. ALOT of you have been wondering what the hell has been going on as far as new material is concerned. Well due to financial issues, which led to gear-selling issues, and some asshole suing Vomitron cuz his kid tried to commit suicide to Penis Fly Trap, things have been hectic and recording new stuff has not been possible. But Harken Lo Unto Me! New metalness is on the way VERY soon, and will rape your soul in due time. There are at least 3 new songs and 2 new covers waiting to be done, so don't get prostate hemorrhages just yet. Also, concerning CD's - Once again, financial issues have prevented them from being made, all the artwork is done, they just have to be replicated. The Shipping and Recieving Department has had some changes in management, so stay tuned to this site, and you will informed as soon as they are shipped from Alpha Stregulon 3. Which leads to the next issue, a website- yes, one is on the way, and again stay tuned here and when it is up you can go to it and absorb the electron particles as much as you want. EY2003,M8.D19.H20.M35.S37.F363 (end transmission)
Vomitron began as a musical entity sometime in the early 1400's, and has been wandering the earth as electrostatic waves ever since. With the advent of the ENIAC, the first computer engineered in the early 50's, Vomitron had finally found a host system to dwell in. It was in fact the most undetectable, most perfect virus for any electronic transistor-based engine. Only until recently has it found a way to permeate the minds of metal fans through MP3 and CD audio so that it may reproduce and multiply via the music it may influence. Hence the children of Vomitron are born.
Vomitron is a collection of metal anthems that do not have lyrics, but are so incredibly profound that they actually transfer telepathic messages while you listen. Whereas with Judas Priest you had to get the record, play it backwards, and try to decipher the words, all ya do with these tunes is pop in the CD and your ritual sacrifice instructions will be psychokinetically transferred...
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| Well i grew up listening to Testament, so here's a tribute to these gods of metal. This was done a while ago and features Steve Fry (Blistered Earth, Crotalus) on drums.
My nuts itch.
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| Have you ever wondered why Eminem keeps writing songs? Well you won't find the answer here, but rest assured this song is more metal than a steam-roller. Death unto those who don't listen to this garbage. | |
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| Ah yes. 1984. The greatest music, the greatest movies. This one in particular. A little tribute to everyone's favorite 80's movie. A METAL tribute, that is. | |
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| Probably the slowest one yet. My cult leader recommended that i write a slower tune, so i did and here she is. Definately cool to have gynecology exams to. | |
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| A ferocious metal assault. If you need to let me know who i ripped off you can email me at f*ckyourown*ssholewithahammer@die.com | |
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| All hail the greatest game for NES ever! (besides Barbie). This was a BITCH to record, so you sh*tnuggets better appreciate this! | |
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| Here's an moldy oldy that i wrote about 4 years ago. i rerecorded it for sh*ts and giggles. kinna gotta power metal edge with a black metal sort of intro. When i say black metal, i don't mean Living Color either. | |
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| A quick little ditty for all y'all. Has some ass-pounding grooves. This was actually its original name when i wrote it. Formerly called The Unholy Sh*t-god. Why did I change it? I don't know. Why does Prince have that faggoty symbol as his name? | |
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| This sh*t-made-notes endeavor features a whoopie-cushion solo near the beginning, but its run thru distortion, so everyone thinks its a guitar. Lets see if your smart enough the know the difference. You're probably not though. I am. Your mom is. | |
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| I think this might be my favorite, but its a little on the long side, about 7:35. I wrote it back when I thought the longer the better. I mean size definately matters, but probably not here. Got some cool off time sh*t though, as do all these tunes. | |
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| Formerly called "Orgasmeus, God of Masturbation." But its still a pretty rip-roaring metal anthem. Oh ya, die Jay-Z. | |
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