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WARNING: The following songs were not intended for your ears. There have already been numerous suicide attempts and loud exclamations of "Oh my god, I can't take this horrible crap anymore!!!" by our dedicated fan base (i.e. those poor bastards stuck in our science class who have decent taste in music).
IMPORTANT!ornoPay's first CD, "Not Yet Released", is now on sale! It contains a majority of the songs available here and will sell for $7.98 - support us and buy one. Purchase one today - we appreciate the money!Get this - we've got reviews from some of our dedicated fans! J. Johnson says "It's good, by which I mean it isn't complete shit." C. Trumble says "It's the crappiest crap that ever crapped." K. Sickendick says "It's bad in a good way. Like, you know those songs that are so bad they make you laugh? These guys are like them." R. Grass says "Stop pulling the plug, Casey! I'm writing 'music'!" J. Kochalka says "Who?" Who, indeed? ornoPay usicMay, of course! Give us a listen, and if you're still sane after hearing one of the songs - remember, we want your moneys. Our band has a new goal: be better than Eiffel 65. The sad part is, we fear we may be nearing the end of our dream.
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