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$7.98 US Buy it!				CELTIC Some traditional, some Celtic rock. All instrumental, since I sing like Janet Reno looks. Heh. Tracks include: The Boatman (Fhir A Bhata). Scottish traditional about a woman's painful wait for her lover to return from sea. Instrumental. The Stolen Child. Original song inspired by the Yeats poem of the same name. Haunting tune on Celtic harp, oboe, bassoon, strings. Scotland The Brave (Haggis Cut). Short and sweet. Jig of Slurs. Misnamed. Oh well. My sister informed me that my version of this traditional song is nice, but "Jig of Slurs" is another song entirely. Got my titles mixed up. Anyway, this is a Celtic rock version of it. Newfoundland (Liam O'Flynn). My cover version of Uillean piper Liam O'Flynn's "Newfoundland". This track is more of a thought, really, but it's a truly beautiful tune on bagpipes. If you like this, buy O'Flynn's more complete original recording here. Blackjack Davy. My sick rocked-out version. :) My Heart Will Go On. My relatively faithful version of the Celine Dion blockbuster. There's more. Click the album cover for full track list. If you'd like to hear more artists playing music like the above, click the banner below to visit my radio station! Stream it from this site!
$7.98 US Buy it!				CLASSICAL I have a thing for ruining classical pieces. Oh yes, I do. Tracks include: Bach Double Guitar Concerto. Bach's "Double Violin Concerto" on... ELECTRIC GUITARS! Pachelbel's Canon In Hell (Cheese Mix). A rock version. Violince. Classical rock! A violent violin. Baroke! My first attempt at a movement-based classical piece. The last movement on classical guitar makes it worth the listen. What's up with the title? If it ain't baroke, don't... blah. The Hallelujah Chorus (Cheese Mix). Handel's Hallelujah Chorus on a rocked-out reggae beat thingo. Harp Attack. Celtic harp, accompanied by strings & woodwinds. Short & sweet. Another Dang Pachelbel Canon! Nice enough orchestral rendition. Titled so because MP3.com has only a gazillion versions of that dang song. There's more. Click the album cover for the full track list. If you'd like to hear more artists playing music like the above, click the banner below to visit my radio station! Stream it from this site!
$15.99 US Buy it! CHEAP!				Varied & Bizarre It includes most everything I've done up to the end of 2002. Most tracks from the above albums as well as previously unreleased stuff. Some songs not included elsewhere: Happy Birthday (You Old Fart). A fine and fluffy song you can email to an unfortunate friend. My Cat Cooter. Dumber than a box of hair. I was bored and wrote these incredibly lame lyrics around an old song and dedicated it to my cat Cooter. I Was Happy-Assed! This is the song "My Cat Cooter" was based on. It's just so... HAPPY-ASSED! Piper Doon! A piper is down. I repeat, a piper is down. Mecca (Remix). Middle-Eastern type rock thingo. A Swingin' Safari. Big-band jazz fun. This is my cover version of the original (by Billy Vaughn -- his CD is here). Scotland The Thoroughly Butchered. Heh. Ok, this is horrible, but it features my sis on her Scottish smallpipes. She can actually play, but you wouldn't know it by this 30-second torture trial. That's me on the cheesy keyboard in the background.
$7.98 US Buy it!				My stupidest CD yet. I thought I'd get a collection of just the silly stuff up on MP3.com. Tracks include: The Auctioneer. The sad, yet hysterical, story of how I went broke. Done country ballad style. Think Ray Stevens. WARNING: Mild *bleeped* profanity. Chicken Train. The sordid tale of a sinister "Chicken Train" that haunts the backwoods of Tennessee. Osama Bites. MP3.com artist Lorin Swelk and I butchered "O Holy Night". I provided the "virgins". Heh. WARNING: Mild profanity. Kill Osama! More Osama abuse. To the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus. WARNING: Mild profanity. There's more. Click the album cover for the full track list. If you'd like to hear more artists playing music like the above, click the banner below to visit my radio station! Stream it from this site! (CLEAN version)-(coming soon!) Stream it from this site! (NAUGHTY version)
$8.99 US Buy it!				A bunch of us from "The Most Wretched Music on MP3.com" put together this travesty. The horror! WARNING: Album contains profanity. I contributed: Osama Bites. Kill Osama! There's more. Click the album cover for full track list. If you'd like to hear more artists playing music like the above, click the banner below to visit my radio station! Stream it from this site! (CLEAN version) Stream it from this site! (NAUGHTY version)

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SOME FREEBIES ARE BELOW. Play All Tracks Now! add all tracks to My.MP3   add this artist to My Home page   need help playing tracks? "The Boatman (Fhir A Bhata)" genre: Celtic lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 Powerful song involving a woman who pines for her lover, who is gone to sea. MP3.com CD: A Wee Bit O' Celtica - buy it! Credits: Paula K. Lynch & Stephanie S. Polek   "The Stolen Child" genre: Celtic lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 Gentle, pensive Celtic song whose melody rhythms were inspired by the Yeats poem of the same name. Features Celtic harp, violin, cello, oboe, bassoon, and acoustic guitar. (No relation to the Loreena McKennitt song.) MP3.com CD: Cheese! - buy it! MP3.com CD: A Wee Bit O' Celtica - buy it! Credits: Paula K. Lynch & Stephanie S. Polek   "My Heart Will Go On" genre: Pop And Rock Cover Songs lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) download (2.7 MB) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 My relatively faithful short version of the Celine Dion blockbuster. MP3.com CD: Cheese! - buy it! MP3.com CD: A Wee Bit O' Celtica - buy it! Credits: Paula K. Lynch cover of Celine Dion song   "Newfoundland" genre: World/Folk Cover Songs lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 Beautiful tune on bagpipes. Original recording is on Uillean pipes. See links for buying the original on Liam O'Flynn's "Brendan Voyage" CD. MP3.com CD: Cheese! - buy it! MP3.com CD: A Wee Bit O' Celtica - buy it! Credits: Performed by Paula K. Lynch (original song by Liam O'Flynn & Shaun Davey)   "Bach Double Guitar Concerto" genre: Electronic Classical lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 A remix of my earlier work. Much cooler, just as cheesy. MP3.com CD: Cheese! - buy it! MP3.com CD: $50,000 Lawn Gnome - buy it! MP3.com CD: Paula Wrecks Some Classics - buy it! Credits: Paula & George the Jackalope   "Pachelbel's Canon In Hell (Cheese Mix)" genre: Electronic Classical lo fi play (dial-up) hi fi play (broadband) email track to a friend view track info add to My.MP3 Classical rock! Pachelbel's Canon on electric guitars. Yup. Cheesy but fun. Stick around till the drums kick in -- I did my best to blow your heads off. (Uh... those of you with multiple heads are freaks.) MP3.com CD: Cheese! - buy it! MP3.com CD: $50,000 Lawn Gnome - buy it! MP3.com CD: Paula Wrecks Some Classics - buy it! Credits: Paula & Ralph The Wonder Roach   Play All Tracks Now! add all tracks to My.MP3   add this artist to My Home page   need help playing tracks? Copyright notice. All material on MP3.com is protected by copyright law and by international treaties. You may download this material and make reasonable number of copies of this material only for your own personal use. You may not otherwise reproduce, distribute, publicly perform, publicly display, or create derivative works of this material, unless authorized by the appropriate copyright owner(s).

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