Well, this is what I have so far.

I'm pretty much the best at HTML, thanks to Mr. Lippold, so this website is just amazing. I mean, check this out:
THIS IS IN BOLD.THIS IS IN NOT BOLD.

I thought this was pretty clever. I put two of them here.

You're the th biggest moron, ever.

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"Games and Mall - STAND UP COMEDY" genre: General Comedy
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	My second performance
"Stores, Bathroom - STAND UP COMEDY" genre: General Comedy
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	My third performance. I seem to be getting better every time. This one was on December 2nd 2002, still at the Boston Comedy Club.
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