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| An interview with Jimi |
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| Remember when those two morons robbed the bank in LA and shot up the neighborhood? Good thing the cops blew them away! |
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| This is when that Hindenburg zeppelin full of Nazis crashed in 1937. |
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Credits: The Hindenburg |
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| We're trying once again to help you. It didn't work the first time. |
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| UH OH.... they did it again. Watch out!!!!! |
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| Really bitchin' "Beat Poetry". Way cooler than "Slam Poetry", which is really lame. |
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| This happened last week when a bunch of big ass children on rocking horses stampeded our yard and almost killed us. It scared the Holy Be-Jesus out of us!! I never knew children could be that big. Damn! |
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| This is what the Ricks hear everytime they take the stage to play pre-recorded sound clips. We thought we would share the love with you, our fans, who love us so much! |
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| Now you can swear in Spanish!! This easy to follow audio will enable you to spew vulgarities at will and no one will understand you!! Holy Be-Jesus how cool is that? |
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| I was able to grab my recorder and get the last of this. This is when a woman driving an SUV and talking on a cell phone crashed into my yard because she didn't see the stop sign. Too bad my pet lion was sleeping there and ripped her to shreds. What a shame ! I was exonerated of all charges. Wanna' buy a Nokia real cheap? |
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| Here's what happens when people drive SUVs and talk on a cell phone at the same time. IMPORTANT NOTE: the sound you hear is the car they're running off the freeway while they drive 35 MPH in the fast lane with their left turn indicator on for the last eight miles. |
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| This is a sound I picked up on the freeway when a woman driving an SUV with children in the back, fixing her makeup in the rear view mirror, talking on a cell phone, with her left turn indicator on for eight miles swerved right from the fast lane all the way across the freeway in front of about 25 cars to get off on the exit ramp. All this with the left turn indicator on the whole time. |
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| This is Rick having sex with a crazed groupie after our sold out show at Shea Stadium last month. It was such an intense show that Rick broke one of the cassette recorders right on stage!! Holy Be-Jesus is that NUTS or what? Anyway, the sex was fun, it's all part of the rock and roll lifestyle we lead. Don't forget, the Ricks are on tour!
Check our calendar for dates!!! |
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| Heroin can be tons of fun as long as you don't die. |
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Credits: Janis |
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| An interview with Jimi |
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