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THE
BELCHER
"He always asks a good question. He would be my favorite caller if it weren't for that acid reflux!"
. . . . . Famous WJFK Radio Infomercial Host Dr. Robert Spewack
If you came here to listen to song parodies, FORGET IT! I can barely sing, I don't own an air-guitar, and my skin-flute has a kink in it, so you won't be hearing any musical "expressions" out of me. Since I have no discernable talent at all and I've always been the "class clown" that has to draw attention to himself, I call radio and cable shows and break their balls for laughs. I think it's hilarious, but then again, I'm an idiot. If you're expecting any played out mischievous pranks like guys that call pizzeria's & doctor's offices... sorry, wrong peep-show hole. If you're done with that tired old material, then you may be ready to graduate to... The Belcher. And NO, it ain't ALL burpin & fartin. I ask questions that confound, confuse, stimulate and infuriate. And then maybe I belch when I'm done.
THE BEST WAY TO LISTEN IS TO CLICK ON "Play All Tracks Now!", the link located above the first track title, then sit back and GIGGLE LIKE A MONGOLOID. (I don't know why, but mp3.com isn't showing all of my tracks on this page, there are lots more than are listed! Play All Tracks to hear them ALL!) I have steaming heaps of this crap, so sign up for "Artist Updates" to hear the latest junk when I add it!
NEW! Go to the Premiere Don & Mike Show Fan Site at www.dnmshow.com
THIS IS MORE FUN
THAN A LINOLEUM ENEMA!
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| This was actually the very last call on the very last radio show hosted by famed diet doctor, Robert Atkins. His show got mercifully cancelled, so he spent his LAST show lamenting people's shortsightedness at NOT TUNING IN! I called in, was on hold forever, and got on just in time to be the LAST CALLER! What a sad note for him to end his radio career on, huh? An ASSHOLE like me breaking his balls! THE END! B'BYE DOC! SEE-YAAAA!!! | |
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| Classic Don & Mike calls. I spent an entire day ambushing them. The phrase "Hitting the ceiling" comes to mind. If this doesn't make you laugh your assholes off COMPLETELY, then you need to go listen to "Song Parodies". Listen to Don & Mike middays from 10am to 3pm wherever you are. | |
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| Why is it that radio guys only want to have contests where hot chicks come in and show their tits? What about people with BALLS? Why don't they want to see BALLS?? Okay, neither do I, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! | |
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