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It's time to stop tolerating hardcore cookie dealers who pose as ice cream men, especially when they try to steal the cookies back. To really drive the point home, this song features horribly out-of-tune instruments during its bridge. |
CD: If That's Music, I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Label: Scary Bug
Credits: Sekrut Squirrel |
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is a car dealer in Lubbock, TX. His motto is "The Smaller Profit Man." This is really a cover of "Pat Brown" by the Vandals. The relationship between Frank Brown and Pat Brown is eerie, yet some maintain it is merely a coincidence. We have tried numerous times to bring this story into the public eye, but our efforts have been met with harsh attacks from the oppressive MAN. |
CD: If That's Music, I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Label: Scary Bug
Credits: Sekrut Squirrel |
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is NOT about a ho named Heidi, and we are really very offended that so many critics have misinterpreted it this way. The Hi-D-Ho is a place in Lubbock where we played our first show under the name "Goiter Girls plus Tim." Buddy Holly used to play at the Hi-D-Ho decades ago, and this song describes the REAL secrets of the "Hi-D-Ho" without holding back. |
CD: If That's Music, I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Label: Scary Bug
Credits: Sekrut Squirrel |
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