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"What I really like to do, see, is put on Solar Polar Bear and take really big hits off the hookah, after which I chew up three tabs of E, mainline a fine cocktail of smack and coke, and wait for the ride to start. Sometimes I just play Serotonic over and over until I feel the synapses starting to fuse in my brain. Then I throw all the furniture off the balcony, strip naked and preach the Holy Gospel to the heathenous f*ckers below, telling them to change their heinous ways and accept the music of Solar Polar Bear. The same cops always come and arrest me. The last time, one of them said he was starting to like this Solar Polar Bear music, and could I let him know where to get some, when I had my clothes on and wasn't pumped full of drugs. I said sure, and threw up all over his shiny black shoes.
Long Live the Shetland 3(or is it 4 now?)"
Zen Agent 008,
Music lover and founder of the mud wrestling porno-midgets appreciation society.
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