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    Who we are:
    Spring 1986 Newark DE - We are the Bastards. We are Afgani-freedom-fighters who came to your United States to experience your co-ed freshman women. We support a diving team in Brazil that dosen't need swiming pools, but still uses diving boards. And we are the devoted followers of a Jamacian church found inside of our heads!
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    Music available at this website is of such moral corruption that parents may wish to consider if it should be heard by anyone, especially parents like themselves!

    If swallowed, induce vomiting by drinking a warm bottle of Mad Dog.

    Awarded The lush "Blue Flame Chili Pot" award by cool-couple Roger & Judy Boni & son David of Nashville TN


    The Bastards (1986-1989) Newark DE

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    "Death Sticks"genre: General Comedy
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    Why do so many millions of people throughout the world continue to smoke while they know it will kill them? What does the sexy advertising they push their products with really do to our minds? Well, we in "The Bastards" are so oversexed that we are your best authorities on the subject. Download the tune, open a fresh pack, and take in the message unfiltered.
     
    "Dr. Ruth"genre: General Comedy
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    Who knows love more than Dr. Ruth? We don't know. Because she knows every one of those many positions and knows even more about all that sex stuff. Now we're just too busy adoring her like hopeless rock groupies. Sniffing glue and pasting her picture all over the Bastard Pad. Teach us the ways of love, sweet Dr. Ruth!
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    "Sightings"genre: General Comedy
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    Went a long way through the USA to find the shacky hide-away, drink moonshine whiskey all night and day. If drinking more or less moonshine while make the extra-terestrials go away is the question pondered here.
     
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