NEWER NEWS : uhm.. I can't think of anything to say, but hey, I still have to update this so here you go! (October 29 2001)
NEWS : Well it's time for an update, and seeing I wont expect to have 10 billion people demanding me to tell what it includes, I'll just say it right now. Not much has happenned. I got bored some more, made a bunch of stupid songs and ate large quantities of mustard. Strangely enough, a huge, gigantic german record company decided to create and distribute many Shade? CD's. The Cd title is "Fuck the Sponsors" and it features songs from both "Unload the Dumpster" (release date of that cd is June 16 2000) and "Less than Static" (release date March 12 2016). They'll be worth 60$ each due to the cover art, so I wont even tell you how to obtain a copy! I can just see you staring with jealousy now, wanting. Another message : ppl send me some goddamn email! Last e-mail I got was from some kind of gothic chick who wanted sex with me in an oversized cookiejar, so you can believe my expectations are high, but I dont care : even regular hatemail will do! (July 5 2001)

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